Stretcher Merch

Description: Funny Stretcher Heart Dice

Description: Punk Rock

Description: A skeleton doctor races a hospital stretcher down the hall while a pin-up nurse in sunglasses rides along with her IV bag, papers flying everywhere. Black and white retro art for medical workers.

Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.

Description: Damned Stretcher Case Baby Skull

Description: A retro-style graphic features the text "OFF DUTY" at the top and "SAVE YOURSELF" at the bottom, both in bold white lettering. In the center, a red cross symbol is prominent. Below the cross, a person on skis pulls a stretcher carrying another person. Snow spray emanates from the skis.

Description: A bold graphic featuring white text 'OFF DUTY SAVE YOURSELF' above a large red cross. Below, a person on skis, wearing a red jacket and backpack, pulls a stretcher carrying another person. The style is stylized and has a clear visual narrative.

Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.

Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.

Description: Gurney driver pro (no passengers). Elevator wait champion (forever waiting). Patient whisperer status (calming chaos). Bed brake addict (click click). Overnight shift zombie (caffeine fueled). Hospital maze runner (lost always). Code Brown survivor (trauma real). Stretcher pusher energy (gains). Linen cart chaos (mountain folding). Transport list overlord (boss of beds). Orderly: moving patients, losing sanity.

Description: An illustration of a prosthetic ear featuring various modern silver piercings such as barbell earrings, anti-tragus piercings, and stretched lobe plugs to celebrate Pierce Your Ears Day, September 2nd

Description: Vintage 90s bootleg rap tee style graphic honoring relentless heart-and-soul blueliner Troy Stecher (Tony Stretcher). Top gift for Edmonton Oilers fans.

Description: A retro-style sunset graphic features two skeleton figures in uniform with an ambulance. One skeleton is placing another skeleton, lying on a stretcher, into the ambulance. The text 'TREAT 'EM' is arched above the scene, and 'AND YEET 'EM' is below.

Description: The most exciting part of the game is when the player dies, then comes back to life.

Description: Ouch.

Description: Stemi