Strictly Merch
Description: This hilarious observation links any work directly to English teachers and English students. Taking meticulous notes is considered the ultimate sign of professional dedication. An employee scribbles instructions during an orientation meeting to appear deeply engaged. An English teacher formats a sticky note detailing an urgent departmental deadline. An English student highlights six vocabulary words in their brand new bound notebook. However, the physical act of writing the information immediately signals to the brain that it no longer needs to remember it. We safely store the critical data on a random piece of paper that we will inevitably lose, allowing our minds to happily discard all the facts completely and forever.
Description: The Notorious Big distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true The Notorious Big fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of . Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Godfather mafia shirt — "It's not personal it's strictly business". cult-classic screen-print design for Godfather fans, mafia, corleone, vito corleone, gangster, marlon brando, mobster buffs and collectors. The perfect Godfather gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1972.
Description: Committing to a rigid timetable of complete inactivity requires an impressive level of dedication and stubbornness. When fatigue hits its maximum limit, actively blocking out time to sit and stare becomes a necessary defense mechanism against burnout. Workers staring at endless lists of pending tasks understand this intense need to suddenly declare a complete halt to all productivity, turning off alarms and ignoring the inbox. Students facing massive piles of upcoming assignments adopt the identical tactic, deliberately choosing to lay flat on a carpet instead of opening a single textbook. It is a highly deliberate rebellion against constant motion. You strictly manage your time by ensuring that zero effort occurs today.
I am on a strictly enforced schedule of doing absolutely nothing Crewneck Sweatshirt
by englishlearning
$35
Description: This reality belongs to any work context, English teachers, and English students alike. When the daily schedule becomes completely overwhelming, verbal communication simply shuts down. An English teacher who has been reviewing essays for five hours will just stare blankly at the screen. An English student facing a massive vocabulary test will resort to blinking rapidly instead of speaking. In any work context, a professional dealing with endless emails will communicate their full fatigue entirely through loud exhales. Words require entirely too much energy when you are this exhausted. We all reach a specific point in the afternoon where a single sigh conveys significantly more information than a fully written paragraph.
I am currently communicating strictly through heavy sighs and intense blinking Kids T-Shirt
by englishlearning
$19
Description: Notorious shirt B I G pride — "Going back to Cali, strictly for the weather". vintage screen-print biggie design for Notorious fans and B I G collectors — notorious, biggie, hip hop, biggie smalls, 90s, african american. Perfect Notorious graphic tee B I G gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality B I G lovers fabric — Notorious spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
Description: Sleeping is an extreme sport and you are the undisputed world champion of your own comfortable beds. We know that awful feeling of waking up completely exhausted from resting a bit too much today. It is hilarious how we can spend eight hours entirely unconscious and still need to go back to bed. Your mattress is basically a giant magnet pulling you away from all your annoying daily chores now. People act like napping is a sign of laziness, but it really needs a total connection to relaxation. Why face the terrifying horrors of doing the dishes when you can just vividly dream about rich food? Catching extra sleep is a brilliant comedy routine where we just loudly reject all normal adulting. Just go back to bed tonight.
Description: A bold, typographic composition featuring the letters 'EPMD' in large orange text with a dark shadow effect. Below this is a horizontal orange line. Beneath the line, the words 'STRICTLY' are in turquoise, and 'BUSINESS' is in green, also with shadow effects. The background is black.
Description: A graphic featuring two individuals positioned behind DJ equipment. The person on the left wears a colorful striped sweater and headphones, while the person on the right wears a black and white striped jacket and sunglasses. The text 'EPMD' is displayed above, and 'STRICTLY BUSINESS' is below in a green banner. A 'PARENTAL ADVISORY' label is in the bottom right corner.
Description: Celebrate love and devotion with this exquisite 'Pretty and Strictly Yours' typography art. Featuring a beautiful floral border with organic shapes and soft pastel colors, this design is the perfect romantic gift for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just to show someone they are special. A mix of modern and classic fonts makes it a stylish choice for botanical art lovers and those who appreciate minimalist aesthetic apparel.
