Sunbed Merch
Description: Goose on the Sunbed , Summer Vibes Too Hot To Move , Summer Vacation, Just A Silly Goose, Floral Beach Lover
Goose on the Sunbed , Summer Vibes Too Hot To Move , Summer Vacation, Just A Silly Goose, Floral Beach Lover Phone Case
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$17 $23
Description: Welcome to Sunshine Solarium Studio, Sunshine’s least legally advisable destination for achieving that suspicious mid-winter glow. This is not a real business, which is fortunate, because operating it would require considerably more than a cheerful sun mascot, a locked door and insisting that customers know “the code word.” Our sunglass-wearing mascot isn’t telling you to be quiet because he’s mysterious. He’s telling you to be quiet because commercial solariums are banned in Australia. Perfect for anyone who appreciates fake local businesses, questionable business models and logos that look increasingly incriminating the longer you stare at them.
