Survival Kit Merch
Description: This nostalgic design features "The 90s Survival Kit" packed with retro icons like a Game Boy, cassette tape, Tamagotchi, old-school phone, and more. Perfect for 90s kids and lovers of vintage tech, this design celebrates the ultimate throwback era in a fun, stylish way. A must-have for anyone raised on pixels and mixtapes.
Description: Funny tax joke about tax season survival, IRS joke stress, and getting through filing taxes with coffee and coping humor. Great if you’re into accountant humor, funny tax quotes, and busy season stress, especially for accountants, bookkeepers, and anyone dealing with tax deadline pressure and long tax time hours.
Description: A black cat is surrounded by mystical essentials including a spellbook, cauldron, crystal, sage, and tarot cards. Detailed linework brings this gothic alchemy motif to life.
Witches Survival Kit Black Cat Magic Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by ArtMichalShop
$16 $24
Description: A moody, dark sticky note with washi tape lists exactly three rules for making it through the holidays: wear black, avoid the carolers, wait for January. Dry, deadpan, and painfully relatable, this design is for the introverts counting down to January.
Holiday Survival List Dark Mode – Notes App Chic Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Luminari Creations
$24
Description: Relive the ultimate childhood with this The 90s Survival Kit vintage-style graphic t-shirt! Packed with iconic 90s essentials: Game Boy, Tamagotchi, cassette mix tape, pager saying "555-0199", boombox with retro beats, rollerblades, floppy disk, POGs, and more — all in a vibrant, distressed collage design.
Description: Welcome to Camp Girl Dinner. One pickle per camper. A vintage camp tee with a hand-drawn snack-survival-kit mascot where the mascot animal should be: a single pickle, two brave crackers, a cheese cube on a toothpick, a cluster of grapes, one olive standing proud, and a respectable scatter of popcorn. Warm cream, pistachio, mustard, and the quiet confidence of a woman who did not feel like cooking but absolutely did feel like dinner. For the Millennial who invented girl dinner, the friend whose meal planning is vibes only, the roommate who opens the fridge three times hoping for different results. A funny gift for anyone whose summer kitchen is vibes, snacks, and a strong refusal to turn on the stove. Established: when the fridge was empty.
Description: First Date Emergency Kit — because surviving a first date requires more preparation than surviving a pop-punk tour. A chaotic early-2000s inspired survival kit packed with bad decisions, cheap cologne, hair gel, nervous energy, and a few blink-era Easter eggs for anyone who grew up on loud guitars, immature jokes, and pop-punk anthems
