Survivalist Merch
Description: This Wilderness Survival Humor Design Features "Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked. Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later." Perfect For Outdoorsmen, Campers, Hikers, And Anyone With A Sarcastic Dark Humor About Nature And Wildlife Encounters.
Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked. Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later. Wilderness Humor Survivalist Outdoorsman Pin
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$2.75 $3.25
Description: You have all the food, water and bullets you need. But one item above all else is worth more than that and gold, TOILET PAPER. Protect what is yours and let people know you mean business when strolling through the store grabbing the last package off the shelf. Food is important but so is a good wipe.
Description: Based loosely on David Morrell's 1972 novel of the same name, First Blood was the first of the Rambo films, and the sequels which were war adventure films set abroad, First Blood was a post-Vietnam psychological thriller set in America. It's a serious, dark, movie with a somber tone and a sympathetic lead character you can't help but support. From excessive violence and over the top explosions to unlimited ammunition and high body counts, most everything that Rambo is known for nowadays is completely absent in the original film.
Description: This funny survivalist dad design features a clever raccoon wearing a ranger hat, intently studying a map of the wilderness. Surrounded by tall forest trees, a camping backpack, and a vintage lantern, this outdoor adventurer is ready for anything nature throws his way. The rustic-style signs read "Plan Prepare Adapt" and the humorous quote "I Can Navigate The But Not A Toddler Tantrum." This graphic is perfect for any father who loves exploring the outdoors, camping, hiking, or just enjoys a good laugh about the challenges of parenting. It's an ideal way for a dad to show off his love for the backcountry and his relatable struggles with his little ones. Great for fathers, outdoorsmen, campers, and preppers who understand the true meaning of
Description: Instinct Medieval Survivalist Pun Sir Vival Humor with This Sir Vival Instinct Medieval Survivalist Pun shows a queen knighting a kneeling hooded adventurer with camping gear a funny survival wordplay scene. A clever pick for ones who like medieval humor, outdoor preparedness, camping jokes, survivalist puns, queens, knights, compasses, lanterns, rope, and adventure gear with Sir Vival Instinct Medieval Survivalist Pun
Description: A bold, gritty prepper-themed design featuring the statement “Prepping For” followed by a detailed list of real-world scenarios every survivalist thinks about—economic collapse, power grid failure, food shortages, natural disasters, pandemics, social chaos, and the unexpected. Each scenario is paired with rugged, detailed illustrations—from supplies and gas masks to disaster scenes—giving this design a raw, realistic survival aesthetic. The distressed texture and high-contrast layout make it perfect for T-shirts, hoodies, and gear, especially on darker colours. Ideal for preppers, survivalists, outdoorsmen, and anyone who believes in being ready for anything. Practical mindset meets bold design.
Prepping For Everything – Survivalist Prepper Checklist T-Shirt Design Posters and Art
by MADMIKE CLOTHING
$14
Description: Lake Ontario Lover graphic design design for outdoor enthusiasts, nature lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, fishing amateurs, hiking trail fans, and campers. Featuring beautiful landscapes of North American waters full of life and diversity adorned, suitable for summer vacations, hiking trips, family outings at the lake, Fourth of July, Labor Day, and more. With waters so inviting, it creates the perfect scenery for a road trip or a freshwater fishing session. So whether you're a hiking fanatic keen on exploring new trails, a brave survivalist, or just someone who appreciates tranquility by the lake, this design will surely strike a chord with you!
Description: Explore the wasteland with this 1950s-style retro travel poster of the Santa Monica Pier. Featuring a giant vault door buried in the sand, this vintage-inspired art is perfect for retro-futuristic gamers and post-apocalyptic explorers. Grab this classic design for your next adventure! 🗺️☢️✈️
Retro Santa Monica Vault Poster Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fictional Ink Society: Retro Old School & Geek Fan Art
$24
Description: Embrace the ultimate wilderness mystery with this vintage distressed bigfoot peeking behind a tree illustration capturing the thrilling essence of legendary cryptid folklore and unmapped forest exploration. Perfect for avid hikers, national park explorers, and dedicated sasquatch believers who love spending their weekends searching for elusive mythical creatures deep in the pacific northwest woods. A fantastic aesthetic choice for outdoor survivalists, nature photographers, and camping enthusiasts wanting a rugged woodland vibe for their next off grid mountain adventure.
Description: Embrace the ultimate wilderness mystery with this vintage distressed bigfoot peeking behind a tree illustration capturing the thrilling essence of legendary cryptid folklore and unmapped forest exploration. Perfect for avid hikers, national park explorers, and dedicated sasquatch believers who love spending their weekends searching for elusive mythical creatures deep in the pacific northwest woods. A fantastic aesthetic choice for outdoor survivalists, nature photographers, and camping enthusiasts wanting a rugged woodland vibe for their next off grid mountain adventure.
Description: Show off your hometown pride with this vintage patriotic art featuring the ultimate American wildlife survivor over a distressed flag. Whether attending a summer tailgate or a local Fourth of July BBQ, this unpretentious spirit perfectly embodies rugged freedom. Tap the link in our bio to add this patriotic wildlife design to your wardrobe today and celebrate your community mascot.
Description: Embrace your passion for wilderness exploration with this vintage morel mushroom foraging illustration featuring a classic woodcut aesthetic and an inspirational hiking quote about finding your own path in nature. Perfect for avid hikers, dedicated mycology enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates outdoor survivalist adventures, discovering hidden culinary treasures in the deep woods, and wandering through the beautiful forest. A fantastic aesthetic choice for a weekend camping trip, a rustic cabin getaway, or simply showing off your love for wild mushrooms and nature photography while exploring uncharted trails and peaceful mountain landscapes.
