Andy Sidaris T-Shirts

A man (Ronn Moss) with a bazooka helps air-freighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) against drug smugglers and a snake.

Hard Ticket To Hawaii T-Shirt

Grab your Hard Ticket and get to Hawaii!

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes. NOTE: I have two versions of this design. This one does not have the movie quote, making it more like an in-universe shirt that an employee of Molokai Cargo would wear - or NOT wear, wink wink!

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes.