Anticlothes Dot Com T-Shirts

Description: King Kong has nothing on panda's. They're downright dangerous.

Description: Intricately crafted fruits, and of course an orange is included.

Description: Enjoy your favorite book under the shade of the trees and gentle feel of the flowers landing in your hair.

Description: Up, up, and away....! Wait, did we put in too many quarters?

Description: Welp, Ms. Pac Man you have A LOT of explaining to do.

Description: You don’t need a map sailor, just follow the stars…

Description: A favorite childhood game blended into a favorite childhood ride.

Description: We need a re-up of health, stat!

Description: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Description: The devil didn't want you listening to that little angel on your shoulder anymore.

Description: One bear's trash is another bear's treasure.

Description: Swimming in the beautiful blue sea underneath the warm sun.

Description: Bear's bearing arms.

Description: The only time you can play rock paper scissors and win every time.

Description: Imagine being a self aware robot with a heart, trying to ignore all the damage you've done to the environment would be heart (metal heart) breaking.

Description: The original bully of the jungle gym.

Description: I think my ice cold heart just might be thawing out...

Description: He's been sharpening that bamboo stick for the entire 5 years he spent in jungle prison. Watch out.

Description: Even the little guy can take out someone much more powerful than him...

Description: I might be feeling a bit brown bear, I might be feeling a bit polar bear.

Description: Hollywood as seen through deep vivid purples.

Description: I bet you didn’t know your keyboard is part magician.

Description: The Angels above think that bombing for peace is a terrible idea!

Description: I enjoy the good things in life, but those good things just happen to be bad.

Description: Never, EVER, piss off a lion.

Description: Don’t worry, put in a few more quarters and take all of his friends with you as well.

Description: Snap, crack, here take your present back.

Description: This union is only ending one way, I love you until death do us part.