Caffeine Elevation Functionality Zero T-Shirts

Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.