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If you think its expensive to hire a quality carpenter just wait until you hire a crappy one

A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Carpenter design!

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

I'm Not Yelling I'm A Carpenter We Just Talk To Loud

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

I am a Carpenter, I Can't Fix Stupid. But I can fix what stupid does.

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

sun's out, nail guns out

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to dogs or beer.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Perfect gift item for People who loves Jeeps

That's your boy out there. The weight of the world on his back every game. He's the goalie, the most important player out there. And good or bad, you’ve got his back.

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Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today

The poem from Lewis Carrol wherein the Walrus and the Carpenter go for a quiet walk with some unsuspecting oysters.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

Show off your authority in the classroom with this teacher humor, "bro do you even lift" parody, class shirt! Let your students know you have a sense of humor BUT you are also very strict!

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

I just want all the dogs

Thick Thighs Save Lives print

This awesome carpenter design is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the cutest Carpenter ever! Perfect as a gift idea for men and women, carpenters birthday gifts, Christmas, secret santa presents for an aspiring carpenter, graduation, future carpenter or as a retirement gift idea for friends & colleagues. Give your Carpenter a gift he or she will remember!

Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.