Carpenter Humor T-Shirts

Random Axe Of Kindness

Great Again

This amusing design serves to your loved ones. Whether you're looking to make a bold statement or just want to show off your sense of humor, This t-shirt is the perfect way to do it. So why wait? Shop now and let the world know that you're not afraid to laugh! For strong character persons only!

Look- up in the sky! It’s Bob Vila in a jetpack. No, wait- it’s an Al Borland drone out collecting souls… oh wait, that’s just ol’ Carpenter Bee (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.). “I’m here to eat your house, ma’am- FIX! ‘Scuse me, I’m here to FIX your house.” Buy This.

This funny vintage handyman / carpenter design is suitable for all mechanic dads and woodworking carpenter with a daughter. A perfect gift idea for all protective parents with a touch of sarcastic humor on fathers day or birthday.

Great, funny, and sarcastic gift idea for any kind of tech support.

My son loves building everything and has raided my scrap wood stash, wanting it all for blocks to play with. We do a lot of play on words with the old "G*T MILK" slogan, so it was only natural. This is what came out of it. We love it and hope you do too. This design is Original to Turnbill Truth.

You know you want this Buy - They Live design. Obey. Buy.

This amusing design serves to your loved ones. Whether you're looking to make a bold statement or just want to show off your sense of humor, This t-shirt is the perfect way to do it. So why wait? Shop now and let the world know that you're not afraid to laugh! For strong character persons only!

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This funny vintage handyman / carpenter design is suitable for all mechanic dads and woodworking carpenter with a daughter. A perfect gift idea for all protective parents with a touch of sarcastic humor on fathers day or birthday.

Funny There's a tool for that design, gift for him, men apprentice, son, husband, fix it

If duct tape can't fix it...it was meant to be broken.

Spread some love and humor this holiday season with this fun and colorful ugly sweater-style design, featuring a winking Santa Claus. Be a hit at your work holiday party or family gatherings.

This funny vintage handyman / carpenter design is suitable for all mechanic dads and woodworking carpenter with a daughter. A perfect gift idea for all protective parents with a touch of sarcastic humor on fathers day or birthday.

It's genetic

Carpentry is my Superpower. What's yours ?

Funny handyman design for carpenters and witty DIY lovers alike. A great gift with humor for those who know how to use a hammer.

Definitely not a drill!

Embrace some vintage humor with this funny and cute design featuring a classic quote: I'm here because you broke something. Whether you're a handyman, electrician, engineer, plumber, programmer, repairman, carpenter, house painter, mechanic, or just a dad with a sense of humor, this design is good for you! Show your support for the service men who keep things running smoothly with this humorous saying. Good for anyone who appreciates a good joke and a touch of nostalgia.

Make Lumber Cheap Again

superheros from another planet are among us, they live and we obey

Carpenters and tradies do it right. This is a great gift idea for the tradie, tradesman, trades person, builder or woodworker in your life. A funny pun that everyone will smile at. Get them a high-viz t-shirt so they can wear it to work.

Carpenters and tradies do it right. This is a great gift idea for the tradie, tradesman, trades person, builder or woodworker in your life. A funny pun that everyone will smile at. Get them a high-viz t-shirt so they can wear it to work.

Carpenters and tradies do it right. This is a great gift idea for the tradie, tradesman, trades person, builder or woodworker in your life. A funny pun that everyone will smile at. Get them a high-viz t-shirt so they can wear it to work.

Carpenters and tradies do it right. This is a great gift idea for the tradie, tradesman, trades person, builder or woodworker in your life. A funny pun that everyone will smile at. Get them a high-viz t-shirt so they can wear it to work.

You know you want this Do Not Question Authority - They Live design. Obey. Buy. No independent thought required. Go back to sleep.

You know you want this Consume - They Live design. Obey. Buy.

Meet our 'Champion of the Wooden Spoon' design, a playful homage to those who rule the kitchen with wooden spoon prowess. Adding a dash of humor to your wardrobe. It's a wearable tribute to the unsung heroes of the kitchen. Wear it proudly, share a smile, and let 'Champion of the Wooden Spoon' be your stylish badge of culinary honor.

You know you want this Conform - They Live design. Obey. Buy.

Get ready to make a statement with this hilarious and unique sci-fi anime inspired t-shirt! The design features a futuristic hammer and lightning with the phrase "this is not a drill" emblazoned across the front. Not only is the design visually striking, evoking feelings of excitement and imagination, but the phrase also has a double meaning, adding a layer of fun and playfulness to the shirt.

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You know you want this Watch TV - They Live design. Obey. Buy. No independent thought required. Go back to sleep.

Funny screws pun

SBD's... they are a real killer! If you wear this shirt, you are essentially telling the world that no matter where they are, no matter what they do... there is nowhere they can hide.