Coping T-Shirts

Sometime you need a little help from the outside. Hello happy pills.

Just as good as if you made it yourself!

If it's Shark Week, then I've got goblins in my goggles, and giggles in my Google-pants.

The Astronaut

Don't lose your backbone just to be compassionate for someone else, but also, do not be a jerk just because you got your feelings hurt.

Don't lose your backbone just to be compassionate for someone else, but also, do not be a jerk just because you got your feelings hurt.

A stylish tribute to the coffee addict and brew enthusiast. Crafted for the barista or anyone who appreciates the culture of coffee, this shirt blends simplicity with elegance.

Bold and playful design encouraging resilience and strength. Features a colorful graphic of a crying cartoon character with the phrase "Don't Be A Cry Baby" in bold, eye-catching font. Great for those with a sense of humor and a positive outlook on life.

Based on an original oil painting. The work is an abstract landscape with a twist, promoting the little blue, into focus, The idea is that sometimes the less obvious is the best answer when confronting the need to deal with something nagging at the back of the mind, also a play on words/structure. Taken and adapted digitally from a photograph of the original work by the British artist Tony Broadbent these images done in my style are now placed as new works in a modern idiom and are available on a multitude of Redbubble products. Copyright in place. I have the right to sell products containing this artwork, This work contains none of the following – (1) any featured company’s name or logo, (2) any featured person’s name or face, ...

Don’t worry about me unless I stop being sarcastic. That’s when it matters.

It's a shame your adrenal glands can't read this.

For a special person.

For a special person.

March 8 Made is committed to promoting empathy, kindness, peace and equity in our schools and beyond. We strive to make clothing and accessories that will make students smile, feel safe and recognize adults in their lives whom they can trust. Our name celebrates International Women’s Day. Each year on March 8th, we vow to donate 8% of our annual profit to a nonprofit organization that aligns with our mission.

March 8 Made is committed to promoting empathy, kindness, peace and equity in our schools and beyond. We strive to make clothing and accessories that will make students smile, feel safe and recognize adults in their lives whom they can trust. Our name celebrates International Women’s Day. Each year on March 8th, we vow to donate 8% of our annual profit to a nonprofit organization that aligns with our mission.

March 8 Made is committed to promoting empathy, kindness, peace and equity in our schools and beyond. We strive to make clothing and accessories that will make students smile, feel safe and recognize adults in their lives whom they can trust. Our name celebrates International Women’s Day. Each year on March 8th, we vow to donate 8% of our annual profit to a nonprofit organization that aligns with our mission.

March 8 Made is committed to promoting empathy, kindness, peace and equity in our schools and beyond. We strive to make clothing and accessories that will make students smile, feel safe and recognize adults in their lives whom they can trust. Our name celebrates International Women’s Day. Each year on March 8th, we vow to donate 8% of our annual profit to a nonprofit organization that aligns with our mission.

March 8 Made is committed to promoting empathy, kindness, peace and equity in our schools and beyond. We strive to make clothing and accessories that will make students smile, feel safe and recognize adults in their lives whom they can trust. Our name celebrates International Women’s Day. Each year on March 8th, we vow to donate 8% of our annual profit to a nonprofit organization that aligns with our mission.

For all my trauma survivors out there who use dark humor as a coping mechanism for those *spicy memories*. "Leave me alone, I've already met my trauma quota for the year". Original artwork and design. Copyright © Olivia Ossege.

I'm doing out of bed

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Existential Helplessness: Nothing I Can Do About It -- An illustration of an Asian man sitting under a shade umbrella in a chair suspended high in the sky as he prays to himself "There's Nothing I Can Do About It" on a Dark Background

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Existential Helplessness: Nothing I Can Do About It -- An illustration of an Asian man sitting under a shade umbrella in a chair suspended high in the sky as he prays to himself "There's Nothing I Can Do About It"

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light! Edna St. Vincent Millay “First Fig” 1920 I don’t know about you, but sometimes I feel like I’m burning my candle at both ends and it’s still not enough.

Optimistic Nihilism - Approved coping mechanism since 2020

A black t-shirt with bold text reading "I'm So Depressed I Act Like It's My Birthday Everyday." The design conveys a sense of irony and humor.

My original artwork. After the last few years, it doesn't take as much to satisfy me. If my loved ones are okay and nothing major is going wrong, it's a good day. This is about finding contentment amidst the chaos. P.S., yep, "gruntled" is a word. It means happy or content.