Critics T-Shirts

Description: Respect your elders.

Description: Everyone's A Critic and I Hate Critics

Description: Banksy Pandamonium Armed Panda

Description: Theater Vocal Critics

Description: Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Description: Enjoy what you enjoy. Don't let "professionals" decide what to enjoy...

Description: For everyone who reviews cars for free whether anyone asked or not. This retro‑styled “Unpaid Car Critic” design blends classic sports‑car lines with vintage signage typography, perfect for enthusiasts who can’t resist offering opinions on every build, mod, or questionable dealership listing. Ideal for car show regulars, driveway philosophers, and anyone who’s been “volunteering” their automotive expertise since forever. A clean, bold graphic for the gearhead who critiques out of pure passion.

Description: Trolling Since '76 Theater Critics Humor

Description: This design expresses strong negative opinion and political satire. Perfect for critics of Canadian figures, anti-establishment enthusiasts, and those who enjoy Canadian political humor. Carney Total Shit Absolutely Do Not Recommend.

Description: A funny egg pun scene with stern hard boiled judges holding scorecards over a nervous deviled egg on a plate. Great for fans of food jokes, breakfast humor, cooking puns, and brunch comedy.

Description: White logo, perfect for dark colors.

Description: Fish are my silent critics features a keeper gift theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of keeper lover and keeper mom. A natural pick for keeper gift fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Statler & Waldorf

Description: Bold “The Lying King” political parody featuring Donald Trump portrayed as a crowned king in a dramatic throne-room scene, with a fiery sunset, royal imagery, and satirical artwork inspired by The Lion King.

Description: The new 2024 logo of the Chicago Indie Critics

Description: Jean Cocteau quote: Statues to great men are made of the stones thrown at them in their lifetime.

Description: Jean Cocteau quote: Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your work. Note just what it is about your work that critics don't like – then cultivate it. That's the only part of your work that's individual and worth keeping.

Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s 2

Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s 7

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Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s 6

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Description: A bold white text quote on a black background. The text reads 'Time is the best of critics: and patience the best of teachers.' followed by the attribution '– Frédéric Chepin' in a smaller font. The layout is centered with clear contrast.

Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s

Description: Singing the praises of a great show

Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s 3

Description: female film critics are powerful and this design shares that

Description: "We all have our limitations, but when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs." - Robert Breault

Description: Bold statement design reminding everyone to relax and take a break.

Description: Claire and Jamie Fraser going in for a kiss on Outlander

Description: This confident design features the bold statement 'Did You Get Paid After Talking About Me Or Are You Still Broke?'. Perfect for sassy individuals with a strong attitude who dismiss gossip and critics while embracing a money mindset and success.

Description: Waldorf and Statler Vintage 80s 5

Description: Is back, and worse than ever. Coming soon at your city on next elections.// Ha vuelto y viene peor que nunca. Muy pronto en su ciudad en las elecciones.

Description: Two Cranky Reviewers Office Emblem

Description: New Chicago Indie Critics Logo

Description: Old Sure Beats Dead