Cryptonaut T-Shirts
Description: A vibrant, retro-style emblem featuring a pink skull with glowing yellow eyes inside a circular border. Behind the emblem are diagonal stripes in yellow, green, blue, and magenta. The text "CRYPTOnAUT PODCAST" is positioned below the emblem.
Description: Flatwoods Monster X Cryptonaut Podcast by Jordan Hershberger - https://cretinapparel.bigcartel.com
Flatwoods Monster X Cryptonaut Podcast - Designed by Jordan Hershberger T-Shirt
by The Cryptonaut Podcast
$24
Description: This crimson-eyed, crab-clawed, owl-like entity is was first seen haunting the chapel near a wood shrouded church that had been erected in the middle ages and is said to have haunted the young women of the Cornwall area for over 4 decades.
Description: The Sandown Clown was a strange being encountered by two young children vacationing at Lake Common, Sandown, Isle of Wight (UK) in May of 1973. Following a sound like an ambulance siren, the children wandered across a footbridge over a stream, and met a curious, unidentifiable being that has been described as "a cross between a clown, a robot, and an alien". It was a shy, but friendly being, and spoke kindly to the children for almost half an hour before they returned to their parents. It seemingly vanished after the encounter, and has never been seen again.
Description: Regarded by many researchers to be one of the most pivotal extraterrestrial events in the history of American ufology, this genuinely disturbing case represents one of the most exhaustively chronicled—not to mention outright bizarre—alien abductions on record.
