Cynical T-Shirts

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I just don't care.

I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

George Carlin - Comedy legend. Cynical, sarcastic voice of the people

seems to have malfunctioned

Me Sarcastic Never! This funny quote is the perfect gift for someone who speaks fluent sarcasm but always denies. For attitude queens and if you simply looking for a funny text quote.

This peppy yet droll Slogan Tee is a great gift for any introverts who want to be left alone. Sporty Word Play Grapic Text T-shirt by House Of HaHa's resident Hermit and Curmudgeon Melody Gardy Looking for an original funny saying fashion t-shirt gift? Look no further. Need a birthday Christmas holiday anniversary graduation gift? House of HaHa is an artist owned brand created by Aaron and Melody Gardy. We design & sell hilarious t-shirts, hats, mugs and a variety of other merchandise online at www.HouseOfHaHa.com. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for geek culture and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to ma...

Funny Animals: Cynical Humor Cat Meme Gift

metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

EAT SLEEP CYCLING REPEAT

אבק פיות ואין בעיות!

and I's still eating mine plain?

is not as good as plain old stupidity

Let people know that it's ok to Be Snarky. Unleash the snark!

Simple white letters on black background: "The illusion of my relevance is keeping me going." Well, my mother thinks I'm important. She came to my art show n'everything, I'm a special snowflake. Or just a cog in the machine like everyone else.

that means you don't have to hit me.

I am a citizen of the world.

Generation X — the in-between, forgotten, misbegotten children of history — numbering 65.2 million — they are the smallest segment of the US population. Late Cold War kids with dreams of rescuing space princesses, being MTV rock gods, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Once called Post-Boomers — GEN X comes from Douglas Coupland's 1991 novel — Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture. "X" being an unknown variable or a desire not to be defined. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINATELY up to something. Only time will tell what that might be.

Hard to believe anything you hear in the news, there are so many voices yelling from every mountaintop proclaiming the real truth. I don't believe them. I'm a cynic. I carry a badge.

Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

Pretty / Vintage Style Faded Typography Design

it knows where I am.

Funny T-Shirt. Sarcastic quote “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for the lovable grouch. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Poison, where would we be without it?

Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

Watch our Doom live on TV!

Aren't we all?

Just no. No, its a no from me.

If you can't use it to trample the rights of others?

Charles Bukowski: Dream Girl "I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare." -- A "Fantastical" illustration of a young woman with red eyes and an intense stare on a Dark Background

BLEGH

don't do it.

This cynical planets design is perfect for students studying astrology and astronomy. It has a two-tone design that highlights its motion and the deepicts the simplicity of the design flat-line drawing.

Cynical Astronaut

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