Behold! The mythical unicorn! Ain't it just the most majestic thing you've ever laid your eyes on. Don't be ashamed if you can't control your emotions while basking in its glory. Let that single tear slide down your cheek.
I wonder what pirate poop's booty looks like. Cursed Aztec corn? If you get captured by pirate poop, can you declare poo-ley? Is a pirate poop's ship called a floater? You think quilted, double-ply would make it easier to swab the poop deck? If you anger pirate poop, I bet they give you the stink eye before they send you to Davy Jone's crapper! Ok, I'll stop now.