Gifts For Scientists T-Shirts

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Eat Sleep Excel Repeat, cool and funny design for data scientists

A design of a data garden complete with leaves, flowers and butterflies. All the images were created with specially generated data in R and ggplot2. The leaves and butterflies are circular bar charts and the flowers are rose curves. The colours included in the palette is from ggplot2; the inferno (black red yellow), plasma (blue red yellow) and viridis (blue green yellow).

A space map with unidentified objects occupying time points. The map is created with geometric shapes and lines featuring Maurer roses created with specially generated data in R.

A Science logo inspired by the "I love New York" slogan with typewriter typography and a red heart.

An ammonite with a nebula coloured shell. The shell was created with specially generated data in R and ggplot2 with the inferno palette of perpetual Pink, Blue and Green.

A word cloud generated in R Studio with terms relevant to the industry of Data Science. Generated in the Plasma color palette; perceptually uniform shades of blue red yellow.

A design inspired by the beauty of jewel toned dragonflies created specially generated data in R studio using polygon algorithms for the mandalas and circular bar charts. Includes polygon mandalas such as, triangles (3 points), pentagons (5), heptagons (7), octagon (8), nonagon (9), decagon (10), hendecagon (11) and tridecagon (13). Generated in an altered Viridis color palette; perceptually uniform shades of magenta blue green on a black background.

Perfect retro science shirt for scientists, lab assistants, students and professors. Also makes a funny science gift at Christmas and birthdays.

A phyllotactic spiral inspired by the arrangement of leaves on a plant stem. Generated with individual points using R code in the Plasma color palette; perceptually uniform shades of blue red yellow on a black background.

A design inspired by dream catchers arranged in three levels. This is a Data Catcher created with randomly generated data in R studio using Chord diagrams and Branching dendograms. Generated in three different color palettes; perceptually uniform shades of blue red yellow (Plasma), blue green yellow (Viridis), black red yellow (Inferno) on a white background.

A design inspired by the important active pollinator known as the honey bee created with specially generated data in R studio using polygon algorithms for the mandalas, circular bar charts and rose curves. Includes polygon mandalas such as, a triangle (3 points), pentagon (5), heptagon (7) and tridecagon (13). The wings are circular bar charts and the antenna are modified rose curves. Generated in the Inferno color palette; perceptually uniform shades of black, red and yellow.

Perfect for aspiring astronauts, space science fans, rocket scientists and science fiction fans. Also makes a cool space science gift at Christmas and birthdays.

For the cheeky, meemy scientist in your life.

Best Scientist Ever

Perfect for aspiring astronauts, space science fans, rocket scientists and science fiction fans. Also makes a cool space science gift at Christmas and birthdays.

This trendy womens shirt is a perfect gift for females in the Science Technology Engineering Mathematics fields. A funny geeky take on feminist for all the ladies working hard in STEM jobs.

Perfect for aspiring astronauts, space science fans, rocket scientists and science fiction fans. Also makes a cool space science gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Best Scientist Ever

Science Doesn't Care What You Believe

Science Doesn't Care What You Believe

A design inspired by dream catchers. This is a Data Catcher created with randomly generated data in R studio using Chord diagrams and Branching dendograms. Generated in the Viridis color palette; perceptually uniform shades of blue green yellow on a black background.

A design inspired by dream catchers. This is a Data Catcher created with randomly generated data in R studio using Chord diagrams and Branching dendograms. Generated in the Inferno color palette; perceptually uniform shades of black red yellow on a black background.

A design inspired by dream catchers. This is a Data Catcher created with randomly generated data in R studio using Chord diagrams and Branching dendograms. Generated my own custom Nebula color palette; perceptually uniform shades of pink blue green on a black background.

A collection of phyllotactic spirals inspired by the arrangement of leaves on a plant stem. Each spiral was generated with individual points using R code. Afterwards a kaleidoscope algorithm was applied at 36 degrees with 6 polygon points.

A design inspired by the beauty and intrigue of kaleidoscopes. The design was created with randomly created generated data in R in the Nebula color palette, perpetually uniform shades of blue green pink on a black background. Afterwards a kaleidoscope algorithm was applied at 45 degrees with 9 polygon points.

A kaleidoscope design inspired by the beauty and symmetry of Rose Curves. In mathematics, a rose or rhodonea curve is a sinusoid plotted in polar coordinates. The curves were created with polygon density plots and specially generated data in R. The colours were created with the Viridis, Plasma and Inferno colour palettes in perpetual shades of blue green yellow, blue red yellow and black red yellow respectively.

A word cloud generated in R Studio with terms relevant to the industry of Data Science. Generated in the Viridis color palette; perceptually uniform shades of blue green yellow.

A design inspired by the mysteries of space and collision between astronomical objects, created with specially generated genetic data in R studio using polygon density plots. Generated in the Inferno palette and radioactivity added on a white background.

A design inspired by dream catchers. This is a Data Catcher created with randomly generated data in R studio using Chord diagrams and Branching dendograms. Generated in the Plasma color palette; perceptually uniform shades of blue red yellow on a white background.

A biologist's definition of a data scientist. The minimalist design features typography with the word 'data scientist' on an audio/sound waves (data) background. It includes a dictionary description as well, "noun da-ta sci-en-tist An organism that turns data and coffee into business solutions".

A word cloud generated in R Studio with terms relevant to the industry of Data Science. Generated in the Inferno color palette, perceptually uniform shades of black red yellow

A gold graphic design logo with the phrase "Machine Learning" in various typography fonts/styles inside of a line drawn computer micro chip or CPU.

Present this honorary Noble Prize in Physicks to someone blessed with self-importance and poor spelling skills. The award can be in the form of a tee shirt, pillow or a variety of other gifts. The Alfred E. Newmanesque noble winner pictured is an adapted target face from a carnival game. By the way, the real NOBEL PRIZE awarded by Swedish royalty is not the same as the Noble Prize awarded by Brooklyn N'er do wells. The Noble Prize is far, far more prestigious. FYI, TROLL PHYSICS, also known as Troll Science, grew out of a rage comic series full of pseudo-scientific drawings that were notable for their obvious (to scientists, not me) errors and fake scientific illustrations.

I'm an Archeologist, my career lies in ruins.