Hitchhikers Guide T-Shirts

This will all end in tears. Depressed, hopeless, desperate? Don't panic, vote Marvin, the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy). 42 is the answer. No Hope!

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy tribute

It was clear, humans aren't so clear...

The answer to life, the universe and everything is uniequivocally: pizza

Above all, know where your towel is…

Straight Outta Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha!

The first 23 lines of code to the Infocom text adventure.

Oh no, not again!

It's the second part that always gets me.

Don't Panic

Not funny? Not mine!

Discover the meaning of life with this retro inspired design.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

What a Fancy Whale you've brought to the tea Party!!!! Ho ho ho ho. :}

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell.

Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Don't Panic and carry a towel!

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

The strongest drink in the universe

Small, Yellow, Leechlike.

Don't Panic Marvin.

Design is inspired from the "Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy" sci-fi comedy novel by Douglas Adams.

When they updated the entry for "Earth" in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the entry was changed from "harmless" to "mostly harmless". A definite improvement, I think.

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - DON'T PANIC TEE

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Splatter art

42

Dolphins leaving the earth

...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "so long, and thanks for all the fish.