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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days) FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days) Estimates include printing and processing time. More Shipping Info

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