Instead T-Shirts
Description: If Only Our Eyes Saw Souls Instead Of Skin Color Apparel If Only Our Eyes Saw Souls Instead Of Skin Color Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with funny saying, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying... Great For St Patrick's Day, Black History Month, Cinco de Mayo, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back To School, Juneteenth, Independence Day, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas...
Description: I Wish I Was Full Of Donuts Instead Of Existential Dread A funny design and a great option which is suitable for all of us. Show your style. We offer many more colors to choose from. A gift for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday…
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: A drawing I did for Autism Acceptance Month in 2017, in support of the "Red Instead" movement against Autism Speaks and "Light It Up Blue". It got a lot more attention than I expected, and the Tumblr post I made along with it still gets frequent likes and reblogs more than a year later, so I figured I might as well make it available to buy on a bunch of stuff. Support the original autistic artist behind this somewhat-popular artwork! https://damondear-art.tumblr.com/post/159129970859/
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: A black background with pink text and decorative elements. The text reads "Plot Twist I BECAME A nurse INSTEAD OF A PRINCESS". There are diamond shapes above and below lines separating sections, and small hearts scattered throughout. A floral branch is at the bottom center.
Description: A design that looks like a surreal gag manga, featuring Possum the Ninja throwing “lunch dressing” instead of shurikens. This is the perfect design for a T-shirt. It’s also a great choice for a mug. I highly recommend this design to anyone who loves Possum.
Description: Postponing tasks is a standard scheduling tactic when current energy levels hit absolute zero. You convince yourself that the next day will bring an unprecedented surge of efficiency. Workers often close their laptops at three in the afternoon, promising to tackle that complex spreadsheet with unmatched speed the following morning. Students employ the exact same strategy, pushing a lengthy reading assignment to the next day while assuming they will suddenly possess superior focus. It is a very classic miscalculation of future capacity. You are simply offloading today's fatigue onto a future version of yourself. The logic is flawed, but the relief of closing a tab and delaying a project is a proven, effective way to rest.
Description: Faced with a heavy project, individuals often find ways to delay the inevitable. Rather than opening required software or reading the assigned text, workers and students frequently engage in complex mental gymnastics regarding their daily timelines. Shifting a noon meeting to the afternoon or calculating if an assignment can be completed tomorrow morning feels highly productive. This cognitive restructuring builds a strong illusion of progress. Time blocks are adjusted, tasks are swapped, and lunch breaks are extended in the mind. While no actual data is processed and no sentences are written, the brain remains entirely occupied. This elaborate planning phase serves as a functional shield against any immediate exertion.
Description: God forbid I wait for confirmation instead of forcing a setup design for overthinkers, impatient personalities, control freaks, perfectionists, chaotic planners, and anyone who loves sarcastic everyday humor. Funny overthinker graphic featuring confirmation humor, sarcastic control freak saying, impatient personality vibes, decision-making humor, perfectionist humor, chaotic planner energy, and relatable everyday life comedy.
Description: Show your passion for literature and quiet time with this classic reading graphic. Showcasing an open classic novel in warm retro colors, this design boldly declares "Read Books Instead." Perfect for bookworms, avid readers, librarians, and introverts. Makes a great present for book club members, teachers, or anyone who prefers a good story over a crowded party.
Description: Professional advancement usually demands ruthless stamina, strategy, and countless weekends surrendered to spreadsheet revisions. Many individuals eagerly ascend organizational hierarchies, trading peace for status titles. However, true wisdom recognizes that upward mobility pales in comparison to sinking into a plush down cushion. The higher you rise in an enterprise, the more alarms disturb your morning, whereas staying grounded in bed guarantees undisturbed tranquility. Boardrooms offer power dynamics and stressful performance reviews, while soft bedding provides gentle warmth and zero expectations. The humor hilariously mocks career obsessions, celebrating how easily cozy blankets defeat executive status in the pursuit of pure peace.
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: Funny emotional tattoo-inspired design for goth girls, alternative fashion lovers, tattoo enthusiasts, and anyone surviving entirely on vibes and feelings. Perfect apparel for concerts, tattoo studios, coffee shops, casual streetwear outfits, and lovers of sad girl humor and dark aesthetic fashion.
Description: This adorable kawaii graphic features a cute cartoon cat wearing headphones while typing on a laptop with the text "Social Battery Work From Home Mode Please Email Instead". Adorned with a low battery indicator, starry accents, and a warm coffee mug, it perfectly illustrates the joys of anti-social remote jobs. This charming chibi aesthetic is tailored for introverted coworkers, tech workers, and feline lovers who excel at staying home.
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: Who needs a therapist when you have fresh ice, a good stick and 60 minutes to forget everything? Hockey is cheaper than therapy — and a lot more fun. For every hockey player, hockey parent and hockey fan who knows the rink is the best medicine. Perfect gift for hockey players of all ages, hockey dads, hockey moms and anyone who self-medicates with ice time.
