Kbilltv T-Shirts

A 60s-70s retro surf monster dude running to Pismo Beach with his board on his head. Black and white drawing on a blue circle. Kowabunga.

A very distressed 45rpm record insert, for lovers of that old time rock and roll.

A vintage fencer thrusting a gag epee with a flag reading, "stab!," hanging from the foil.

Pen & ink drawing of a skeleton guitarist in a big rock leap, casting a shadow. B/W original art, on t-shirts, sweatshirts, gift items.

A bigfoot on a skateboard.

"Measure twice, cut once," they say. Reality: Measure twice, cut until you can pound it in, or fill the gaps. A skilled craftsman makes it work!

"Technically, alcohol IS a solution," text with an alcohol molecule diagram. Science!

A bearded, little biker man on a big motorcycle with human parts. Black & white line drawing, now with extra lines! T-shirts, sweats & gift items.

A Florida Woman with a gator on her leg, saying, "This doesn't hurt." Be a strong Florida woman, wear this shirt without showing pain!

"Measure twice, cut once," they say. Reality: Measure twice, cut until you can pound it in, or fill the gaps. A skilled craftsman makes it work!

"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain precondition is indispensable: intoxication." -Friedrich Nietzsche. Quote with side-view portrait on t-shirts and gifts.

An up-view, comics style drawing of a tardigrade (water bear), captioned, "Durable."

Parody design for the fictional "Owsley Pharmaceuticals," psychedelic travel agency.