King Octopus T-Shirts
Description: My personal spin on local humor. 'Keep Tacoma Feared' with dreary grey skies(It's never sunny here), Galloping Gertie (the old Tacoma Narrows Bridge, so poorly designed that it collapsed into the Sound), King Octopus (local sea monster), and Mount Rainier (an active volcano predicted to erupt within the next few decades and annihilate Tacoma. lol.) Stay way, Seattle folks. There is only despair here.
Description: Show off your chaotic energy with this cute but dangerous octopus strapped with grenades and ready for trouble. Perfect for anyone who knows that being short just makes you a concentrated threat. An ideal funny gift for short friends, meme lovers, and fans of adorable sea creatures with an attitude.