Koan T-Shirts

If a ninja falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Only if the ninja was wearing AirPods

A homeage to the popular zen koan, the words "first empty your cup" with Siddhartha Buddha's half face in a calm meditation with Buddha's eyes closed in a solemn digitally painted expression. May this Buddhist painting design bring you joy and aid in mindfulness throughout your day, as well as encourage others to live in the present, if only for a moment. Great for Mahayana, Vajrayana, Theravada and Zen Buddhists alike!

If a clone develops its own personality, can it also claim its own identity? Only if it doesn't end up getting a desk job at the same company as its original

What is the sound of an alien spaceship landing on Earth? It's the sound of cows everywhere going "uh oh"

If a zombie apocalypse happens, can you survive by playing "Call of Duty"? Only if you have a lot of snacks and a good hiding spot"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool

What is the sound of a unicorn's laughter? It's the sound of happiness and magic

If a time loop repeats itself, does that mean everything is predetermined? Only if you're watching "Groundhog Day" for the hundredth time"

What is the meaning of a dystopian society? It's a reminder that we should never let one person have too much power, unless it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson"

What is the sound of an AI system taking over the world? It's the sound of Siri saying "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

If an android becomes self-aware, can it also become self-destructive? Only if it's been binging on "Black Mirror"

If a scientist clones themselves, are they their own parent or their own child? They're both, and it's as confusing as it sounds

What is the sound of a sentient computer system going mad? It's the sound of "404 error: sanity not found"

If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him if he likes pineapple on his pizza If he says yes, then he is not the true Buddha

What is the sound of one hand clapping in a dubstep concert? It's the drop

What is the meaning of enlightenment? It's realizing that the cake is a lie

What is the color of a black hole? It's the color of the absence of light, just like Vantablack

What is the meaning of success? It's having a high score in "Flappy Bird"

If a person in a VR headset jumps off a virtual cliff, do they still feel the adrenaline rush? Only if they forget they're wearing the headset

If a spaceship travels faster than the speed of light, can it also travel through time? Only if it's not running late for its next appointment

What is the sound of a laser gun in space? It's the sound of "pew pew" echoing through the void"

What is the meaning of a wormhole? It's a shortcut through the universe that reminds us that even space has traffic

If a time traveler changes the past, can they also change their own future? Only if they remember to bring snacks

If a colony on a distant planet goes rogue, can it still be called human? Only if they don't start growing tentacles

If a time traveler meets their future self, can they avoid creating a paradox? Only if they don't hug it out

If a mermaid sings in a deserted ocean, does she still have an audience? Only if the dolphins are listening

What is the sound of a tree falling in a video game? It's the sound of the environment loading

If a robot gains consciousness, can it also gain the ability to love? Only if it watched "Wall-E"

If a genie grants you three wishes, can you wish for more wishes? Only if you want to risk being turned into a lamp

What is the sound of silence in a library filled with e-readers? It's the sound of an empty battery

What is the color of the wind? It's the color of the unicorn's mane in the movie "The Last Unicorn"

If a tree falls in a virtual reality forest, does it still give you motion sickness? Only if you have a weak stomach

What is the meaning of life? It's the number 42, according to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Matrix

If a zombie bites a vampire, who becomes undead? The answer is the director of "Twilight"

What is the sound of one hand texting? It's the notification tone from your smartphone