Last Resort T-Shirts
Description: In 2084, Mars is a colonized world under the tyrannical regime of Vilos Cohaagen, who controls the mining of valuable turbinium ore. On Earth, construction worker Douglas Quaid experiences recurring dreams about Mars and a mysterious woman. Intrigued, he visits Rekall, a company that implants realistic false memories, and chooses one set on Mars (with a blue sky) where he is a Martian secret agent. However, before the implant is completed Quaid lashes out, already thinking he is a secret agent. Believing Cohaagen's "Agency" has suppressed Quaid's memories, the Rekall employees erase evidence of Quaid's visit and send him home.
Description: Try Holy Water On Him Last Resort Christian Quote Try holy water on him — because sometimes nothing else has worked, and it's time for the last resort. This bold typographic design mixes heavy serif and blackletter lettering to give a simple phrase real weight, turning holy water into the punchline for anyone who's clearly a lost cause. Whether it's a person, a coworker, a headline, or a whole vibe that needs fixing, this design says what everyone's thinking with sacred flair and a straight face. Made for fans of dry humor, religious satire, and bold graphic type, this Puff Sumo design delivers a sharp, memorable statement piece that reads as funny at a glance and gets sharper the longer you look at it.
Try Holy Water On Him Last Resort Christian Quote T-Shirt
by Puff Sumo
$16 $24
Description: Try Holy Water On Him Last Resort Christian Quote (Dark Version) Try holy water on him — because sometimes nothing else has worked, and it's time for the last resort. This bold typographic design mixes heavy serif and blackletter lettering to give a simple phrase real weight, turning holy water into the punchline for anyone who's clearly a lost cause. Whether it's a person, a coworker, a headline, or a whole vibe that needs fixing, this design says what everyone's thinking with sacred flair and a straight face. Made for fans of dry humor, religious satire, and bold graphic type, this Puff Sumo design delivers a sharp, memorable statement piece that reads as funny at a glance and gets sharper the longer you look at it.
Try Holy Water On Him Last Resort Christian Quote (Dark Version) T-Shirt
by Puff Sumo
$16 $24
National Lampoon's Last Resort | Directed by Rafal Zielinski T-Shirt
by Black Maria Designs
$16 $24
Description: Show your love for alternative rock music with our "Cut My Life Into Pizzas - Funny Papa Roach Parody" tee! This funny design features a play on the lyrics to one of the groups most popular songs. It's perefect for fans of the alt rock band and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go. Spread smiles with this rock and pizza-inspired design. Whether you're headed to a concert with friends, running errands, or enjoying a lazy day listening to music at home, this is sure to add a touch of edge to your outfit and should not be worn as a last resort.
Cut My Life Into Pizzas - Funny Papa Roach Parody T-Shirt
by TwistedCharm
$16 $24
Description: This circular badge design captures a classic day on the mountain. A skier in a red jacket and yellow pants carves through fresh snow while a gondola passes overhead. The background shows a sunburst behind rugged peaks and a dense pine forest. The scene uses a limited color palette of blue, cream, and red with a distressed, printed texture. Text on the graphic reads First chair, last chair along the top arc, with Powder Day written in large, bold letters across the center. Alpine Club 1964 sits at the bottom to finish the retro aesthetic. It looks like an old-school patch from a mountain lodge or a local ski resort club.
Description: Robert Louis Stevenson quote: Every man is his own doctor of divinity in the last resort.
Robert Louis Stevenson quote: Every man is his own doctor of divinity in the last resort. T-Shirt
by artbleed2
$16 $24
