Remember the early days of the Covenant's Cannon Fodder war grunts? Remember when they would consistently die at your hands and shear awesomeness? HA! Remember when they would cray in fear as you took down their leader? Ah, good times. Good Times. Well, remember the rare times you, yourself, would fall at their numbers or that lucky grenade stick the little guy would get? Not so much fun was it? Well, not until they would suddenly call dibs on your helmet. Then it was just funny because you couldn't help but picture what a grunt would look like in a Spartan helmet. Well, now you can relive that memory every day! That's right, one of those little buggers actually got the helmet. And boy was he happy! Sadly, after this photo was take, he learned the helmet was stuck and he starved to death. Don't let his death be in vain. Remember him and spread his joy to others. Order Today!
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“They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong, swift, and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?” — Cortana
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UNSC Pillar of Autumn (C-709) was a Halcyon-class light cruiser in the UNSC Navy. It was informally referred to as the Autumn, and its name abbreviated to "PoA." Prior to the Fall of Reach, Pillar of Autumn was selected to support a SPARTAN-II operation to capture Covenant leaders. Captain Jacob Keyes was placed in command. The operation was forestalled by the Covenant assault on Reach and the cruiser was one of the few UNSC survivors and fled the system having lost most of its intended SPARTAN-II passengers.-http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/UNSC_Pillar_of_Autumn
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