Noun T-Shirts
Description: Assert yourself by harnessing the magical power of grammar! Nouns, as we all know, are persons, places or things. Proper nouns are persons, places or things with names. If you do not have a name, you are unfortunately ineligible to purchase this design. (Not available in place or thing sizes.)
Description: A retro-style design featuring large, bold, rounded letters arranged in three lines. The top line reads "i am" in a light blue, the middle line reads "a proper" in a pastel purple, and the bottom line reads "noun" in light blue. The letters have a distressed texture.
Description: A bold, white text design against a black background. It defines the role of a Nuclear Engineer humorously, detailing their study of explosions and subsequent efforts to prevent them, along with a joke about 'glow in the dark' being an industry term.
Description: Engineer [En-Juh-Neeer] Noun 1. A Person Who Solves A Problem You Didn't Know You Had, In A Way You Don't Understand. See Also: Wizard, Magician. This Design Is For Engineers, Engineering Professionals, Science Enthusiasts, And Problem Solvers. It Makes A Perfect Gift For Graduates, Students, Or Anyone In A Technical Field Who Appreciates Funny Workplace Definitions.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "BARBER:" in large capital letters. Below it, in parentheses, is "(noun)". The next lines provide a humorous definition of a barber, detailing their role in listening to stories and asking about the haircut.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in large, bold, uppercase letters. Below that, in smaller text, is the phonetic spelling "[ en-juh-neer ] noun". The main body of text provides a definition: "1. a person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand". The final line states "see also: wizard, magician".
Description: For pickleball players and sport enthusiasts who love the game. Featuring the complete text 'Pickleball Noun The Absolute Greatest Sport Ever Created. Exclusively Reserved For The Brightest Minds And Most Beautiful People In The World.' Perfect for any pickleball lover or fan of paddle sports.
Description: For pickleball players and sport enthusiasts who love the game. Featuring the complete text 'Pickleball Noun The Absolute Greatest Sport Ever Created. Exclusively Reserved For The Brightest Minds And Most Beautiful People In The World.' Perfect for any pickleball lover or fan of paddle sports.
Description: A retro-style design with a black background and light green text. The main text reads ">_VIBE-COD-ER" followed by "(noun)". Below this, a definition describes "A person who tells AI to fix problems they didn't know they had, in a way they don't understand." A pixelated green robot head is to the right of the main text.
Description: A black background with bright green text in a monospaced font, styled like a retro computer terminal. The text reads ">_VIBE-CODER", followed by "(noun)" and a definition of a "VIBE-CODER". To the right, a glitchy, pixelated green robot head icon.
Description: A white text-based definition of traveling against a black background. The text reads "TRAVELING (noun) a hobby where people willingly pay to carry heavy bags, sleep poorly, and walk 30,000 steps just to see a building". The font is bold and sans-serif for the main word and a smaller, italicized font for "(noun)".
Description: A retro, pixelated design in a pale green hue on a black background. The text "VIBE-CODER" is at the top, followed by the definition of "(noun) A person who tells AI to fix problems they didn't know they had, in away they don't understand.". To the right is a pixelated robot.
Description: Truckgguy [Trek-Gahy] – Noun Like A Regular Guy, Only Cooler. See Also: All Knowing About Trucks, Riciculouss Good Looking. A funny definition for truck drivers, truck enthusiasts, and men who love trucks. Great for anyone who is a truck guy.
Description: A stark black background displays a white silhouette of a road bicycle at the top. Below the bicycle, the word "CYCOLOGIST" is prominently displayed in large white capital letters. Underneath, in smaller white text, it reads "noun" followed by a definition: "A master of cycling, devoted to the perfection of a perfect ride, study of crazy bicycle riders, see also: cycopath."
Description: A definition of the word ENGINEER presented in bold white capital letters, followed by the word 'noun' in parentheses and italics. The definition explains that an engineer is a person who thinks "Why?" is a good start and "What if it explodes?" dertet is an exciting twist. The text is laid out against a solid black background.
Description: A black background features white text. The top line prominently displays 'ENGINEER'. Below that, '[noun]' is shown. The definition continues: 'Someone who does precision guesswork based unreliable threille data provided in those of of questionable knowledge.' The final line reads: '- see also wizard, magician'.
Description: A black background with white text. The text reads 'BOATING (noun) Sitting on a floating device and calling it an adventure, even if it's just going in circles for an hour.' The word BOATING is large and bold, while the definition is in a smaller font.
Description: Geologist [Jee-Ol-Uh-Jist] Noun The Other Kind Of Rock Star (See Also: Genius, Hero Of Wizard). This Earth Science definition design is perfect for geologists, rockhounds, and anyone passionate about geology. A humorous tribute to science professionals and rock collectors.
Description: A black background features white text. The word "WELDER" is prominent at the top. Below, "(noun)" is enclosed in parentheses. The subsequent lines read: "See also: magician, alchemist, wizard, because nobody ever truly understands what they do, but they make metal stick together."
Description: Show appreciation for dedicated healthcare professionals with this unique design. Featuring 'Vintage Nurse (Noun) Knows More Than She Says And Notices More Than You Realize,' it's perfect for Registered Nurses, LPNs, CNAs, nursing students, and all medical staff.
Description: This is a black background with white text. The word "ENGINEER" is displayed prominently in large, bold, capital letters at the top. Below it, in smaller text, is a definition: "(noun) a person who thinks 'Why?' is in good start and What if it explodes?' is an exciting twist."
ENGINEER (noun) a person who thinks "Why?" is in good start and What if it explodes?" is an exciting twist. T-Shirt
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$24
Description: A black background with white text. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top in large capital letters. Below it, in parentheses, is "(noun)". The rest of the text is a definition of an engineer, stating "A person who thinks \"Why?\" is a good start and a What if it explodes?". Is exciting twist."