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Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

Simple white letters on black background: "Dubito, ergo sum." Descartes' thoughts about thinking are nuanced by Augustine, who knows that doubt defines some of us. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Dubito, ergo sum." Descartes' thoughts about thinking are nuanced by Augustine, who knows that doubt defines some of us. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm a black belt in reading". For librarians, teachers, readers of all ages, and bookworms everywhere - unite in the library and we'll beat you with words.

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll rise but I won't shine". When you're exhausted, and tired of people, and of the world. But at the end of the day there's always the couch and a blanket!

Black forest rain frog - little angry avocado, grumpy face frog, sad and cute frog. Retro sunset vintage style design Great present for men, women, teens, kids. Perfect for frogs and toads lovers! Grab yours and look fantastic!

Simple white letters on black background: "if you can't be good, be careful". When your angel halo's slipping a little and you just have to be pragmatic about what's possible and realistic.

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"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "Just waiting for the Rapture." A lot of us have reached a level of resignation that's just - well, let's just say we're ready for the apocalypse. Jesus send the flood.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% sriracha". When you reach for that red spicy chili sauce for every meal, and you order those bottles in bulk and consider growing your own peppers and garlic so you never run out.

Barcode representing capitalism. Super edgy. Plain and simple design for your everyday wear.

Grill Giants hashtag plain shirt

This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old lady". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, wild hair, eclectic fashions, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Just a plain doll (Bloodborne)

Don't typically post selfies in my shop, but I'm just so in love with this one! Photography | MUAH | Retouching | Model: Miss Britney Rae This image is available in various print versions, cards, posters, tablet cases/skins, spiral notebooks, laptop skins, stickers, and more!!!! **If you purchase this print and would like it signed, send it my way! (message me for more details)

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "crisis? tea; celebration? tea; end of the world? tea" When we spot the asteroid or the massive tidal wave, the Brits will put the kettle on. What else will there be to do?

Plain and simple design with “low key” in chinese on the chest. Super super super low key, except maybe to the Chinese.

Simple white letters on black background: "getting in my own way". When you trip over your own feet and past you screws things up for future you. Can you get out of your own way? Maybe?

Simple white letters on black background: "born to be an auntie". Because you might be child free and happy, but those nieces and nephews give you life. You're the perfect aunt - you were born to it.

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% donut". When your love language is cinnamon and sugar, and you can't decide between cake, bear claw, and cruller, your very skin and bones are made of them.

Plain Shirt No Brand. When you can't decide on what to wear, wear this!

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% gordita". When you just KNOW that the very best savory street food with filling is one made with masa and found in Mexico, you're basically made of gorditas. Queso o frijoles?