Play Dead T-Shirts
Description: Funny Possum shirt for friend that likes Opossums, Possums, Raccoon, Rat, marsupial, rodent and wildlife. Funny Three Opossums howling at the moon. Possums know how to live ugly. Three Possums and the Moon Funny Opossum Humor Parody design. Novelty Possum shirt for men women, girls boys who love Opossum, trash, Pet Owner of 3 Possums T-Shirt, Possum Meme, street cats, play dead, trash eater animal, scavenge trash, garbage eat, raiders
Description: Whether you’re a seasoned thru-hiker, a weekend camper, or just someone who enjoys a healthy dose of dark humor, this design is for you. Featuring a vintage, distressed stencil style, this graphic offers the ultimate (if slightly pessimistic) advice for a grizzly encounter: "If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later."
Description: A black and white graphic showing a large bear standing over a person lying on the ground. Text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". Text at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LAPSE".
Description: A relatable vintage illustration of a screaming opossum clutching a cup of coffee. The text "Coffee or I Play Dead" perfectly sums up the morning struggle. With a cozy aesthetic featuring an espresso machine and books, this design is for everyone who isn't a morning person but is definitely a coffee person.
Description: A relatable vintage illustration of a screaming opossum clutching a cup of coffee. The text "Coffee or I Play Dead" perfectly sums up the morning struggle. With a cozy aesthetic featuring an espresso machine and books, this design is for everyone who isn't a morning person but is definitely a coffee person.
Description: The ultimate tactical guide for the ultimate introvert or professional conflict-avoider. A brilliantly dark, sarcastic strategy for handling unwanted responsibilities, small talk, or chaotic social situations by simply dropping off the grid.
Description: The ultimate tactical guide for the ultimate introvert or professional conflict-avoider. A brilliantly dark, sarcastic strategy for handling unwanted responsibilities, small talk, or chaotic social situations by simply dropping off the grid.
Description: Said the opossum with a grin, sprawled lazily. Embracing the art of pretending, it mastered the fine line between nap and nap time. With a wink and a smirk, it declared, "Being lazy has never looked so alive... or so convincingly dead.
