Polite Menace T-Shirts

Description: That'll be my brand. Every legendary pirate needs one.

Description: A snow-white cat with squinty eyes and a crooked grin wears a rumpled brown beanie like it’s plotting mild crimes. Its fur is pristine, its manners faultless, but your sandwich is already gone. Meet Snibbin Troutlet, a courteous rascal with napkin etiquette and criminal intent.

Description: Original design based on a scene from Our Flag Means Death

Description: Fit for the wardrobe of a Gentleman Pirate!

Description: A life as a gentleman pirate

Description: Kills with kindness.

Description: A snow-white cat with squinty eyes and a crooked grin wears a rumpled brown beanie like it’s plotting mild crimes. Its fur is pristine, its manners faultless, but your sandwich is already gone. Meet Snibbin Troutlet, a courteous rascal with napkin etiquette and criminal intent.

Description: You're a gentleman pirate and "polite menace" is your brand.

Description: Kills with kindness.

Description: Our Flag Means Death - Stede Bonnet (Rhys Darby) faces off against history's most feared and revered pirate, Blackbeard (Taika Waititi).