Professionally Overstimulated T-Shirts
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: The job description didn't mention this part. The part where the fluorescent lights are a conversation. The part where someone two desks over is eating something that has a texture you can hear. The part where you are performing "person who is fine" at professional standard while processing approximately eight hundred things simultaneously and billing it all as a normal Tuesday. "Professionally Overstimulated" is the accurate title for the position, rendered here in the most visually chaotic possible typography as a deliberate and deeply satisfying act of irony.
