Retro Egg T-Shirts
Description: Howard the Duck is a 1986 film based on the comic book character of the same name. The movie sees Howard suddenly beamed from Duckworld, a planet of intelligent ducks with arms and legs, to Earth, where he lands in Cleveland. There, he saves rocker Beverly from thugs and forms a friendship with her. She introduces him to Phil, who works at a lab with scientist Dr. Jenning. When the doctor attempts to return Howard to his world, Jenning instead transfers an evil spirit into his own body. The film was a critical and commercial failure, and is considered among the worst films of all time, but like all things terrible, it has also developed a cult following and even calls for a reboot or the sequel that never happened to finally be produced.
Description: These characters were inspired by the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. There's Jack Burton (2nd variation without weapons) as the big goofball all American trucker who believes he's the hero everybody needs and the villainous, Lo Pan who is a powerful wizard cursed with no flesh and is seven feet tall. Then there is little old, Egg Shen with his six demon bag who is equally a powerful wizard and Lo Pan's eternal nemesis. The only female is the lovely, spirited Gracie Law who is a lawyer from Chinatown protecting immigrant rights and lastly, the true hero of the bunch is Wang Chi. His pursuit to rescue his beloved Miao Yin is what all the trouble is about.
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a black silhouette of a chicken in the center. The emblem has horizontal stripes in teal, yellow, and red. The text "LOCAL EGG" curves above the chicken, and the text "DEALER" is positioned below.
Description: Clear the appetizer table because no deviled egg is safe! Features two delicious paprika-dusted deviled eggs in front of an autumn pumpkin and fall leaves, styled with retro distressed typography reading 'BAD DAY TO BE A DEVILED EGG'. The ultimate funny t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, apron, tote bag, or sticker gift for deviled egg fanatics, holiday feast hosts, foodies, and Thanksgiving dinner guests!
Description: Uncover the deepest secrets of Los Santos with this ultimate gaming easter egg design. 💀🗺️ Featuring the iconic Mount Chiliad chicken graffiti, this crude but legendary piece is a must-have for hardcore gamers, glitch hunters, and alternative fashion lovers who appreciate a good pop culture mystery. 🧭 Grab this old school gamer art, channel your inner explorer, and show off your insider knowledge. Join the Fictional Ink Society and get yours today! 🚀⚓
Mount Chiliad Chicken Graffiti T-Shirt
by Fictional Ink Society: Retro Old School & Geek Fan Art
$24
Description: This hilarious I Wouldn’t Do Much for Turkey or Ham But I’d Do Some Sketchy Stuff for Deviled Eggs design is perfect for anyone who takes their holiday food seriously! Featuring bold retro lettering and fun illustrations of turkey, ham, and deviled eggs — it’s the ultimate Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner joke. Ideal for food lovers, party guests, and anyone who can’t resist those creamy, spicy deviled eggs at every family gathering. Makes a great gift for men, women, and friends with a good sense of humor and big holiday appetite. Perfect for tees, hoodies, aprons, mugs, and stickers — wear it to Friendsgiving, potlucks, or family dinner and get all the laughs!
Description: A retro-style graphic with bold, bubbly lettering. The top line reads "DEVILED EGG" in orange. The middle line reads "EGG EGG" in green. The bottom line reads "DEALEN" in orange. Two deviled eggs with orange roe and green garnish sit on a brown plate, surrounded by fall leaves.
Description: Step back in time to the countryside with this Organic Egg Service sign, an ideal piece of nostalgic Retro Advertisement art. The 1950s-style scene features a friendly delivery driver handing a basket of fresh eggs to a smiling housewife on a sunny farm. Bring the cozy warmth of Vintage Americana into your daily life.
Description: Rise and... well, mostly just grind. Our "Morning Grind" design features a tired fried egg trying to start the workday at its laptop with a much-needed cup of coffee. Perfect for office workers, freelancers, students, and anyone who isn't exactly a "morning person." This 1930s retro-cartoon style illustration captures the relatable struggle of the daily hustle with a humorous food pun twist. Stay sunny-side up (eventually) with this funny and stylish design!
Description: Show off your laid-back attitude and sense of humor with this hilarious poultry-inspired graphic! This retro cartoon illustration features a cool hen wearing orange sunglasses next to a happy smiling fried egg, showcasing the phrase "Just Chillin'." Perfect for chicken owners, backyard farmers, animal lovers, breakfast enthusiasts, and humor fans. It makes an excellent gift for birthdays, summer holidays, or any casual weekend getaway.
Description: Looking for a fun and unique way to show your love for all things chicken-related? Look no further than our Local Egg Dealer shirt! Featuring a hilarious design that's sure to get a chuckle out of fellow chicken lovers, this shirt is perfect for farmers, hobbyists, and anyone who appreciates the joys of raising these feathered friends.So why wait? Grab yours today and join the flock of happy customers who are proudly sporting this must-have chicken-themed shirt!
