Rhetoric T-Shirts
Description: You have the essentials and the foundations and now you have risen to the challenge of the five canons of rhetoric. Great gift for classical education homeschool friend, tutor, director, teacher, homeschool mom, or student who loves rhetoric.
Description: You live for the trivium and quadrivium. Now show that you are up for the challenge level by your use of Latin. Great gift for classical education homeschool friend, tutor, director, teacher, homeschool mom, or student who loves rhetoric
5 Canons of Rhetoric Latin Classical Education Challenge Accepted T-Shirt
by BK Thompson Designs
$24
Description: Make your next quarterly meeting a masterclass in metaphor. This design features the witty, workplace-meets-writer quote: "NEGOTIATING STANZAS FOR THE BOARDROOM. RHETORIC THAT PIVOTS." — followed by the perfect punchline for discerning wordsmiths: (Not Saturated). Ideal for the poet stuck in a 9-to-5, the copywriter who secretly writes sonnets, or the English major who climbed the corporate ladder. Equal parts literary insider and office humor, this tee brings quiet subversion to the breakroom and genuine wit to the brainstorming session. A great conversation-starter for National Poetry Month, team off-sites, or just surviving another deck revision.
Description: "Synergizing Rhetoric Since ASAP. (Metered Reports). WRITE. RHYME. RESUME." Corporate poet? Freelance wordsmith? Office worker with a thesaurus addiction? This witty typography tee blends professional poet humor with office jargon satire—perfect for National Poetry Month, open mic nights, or surviving another status meeting. Designed for writers, editors, copywriters, English majors, and creative professionals who secretly turn quarterly reports into sonnets. Features a clean, readable layout with a vintage typewriter-meets-corporate-memo vibe.
Description: Challenge misinformation and celebrate the value of scientific inquiry with this eye-catching design. "Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy" sends a powerful message about the importance of science in society, making it an essential piece for anyone passionate about truth and knowledge.
