Risky T-Shirts
Description: Niccolò Machiavelli portrait and quote: All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger (it's impossible), but calculating risk and acting decisively. Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer.
Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.
Description: Neon-style portrait of a smiling young man with sunglasses and a cigarette, framed by a purple triangle. Below, the text 'Risky Business' appears in glowing pink cursive script. The color palette is dominated by shades of pink and purple.
Description: A friendly-but-questionable invitation from your favorite retro bear: ‘Smile if you wanna hug the bear.’ (Proceed with caution.) This design pairs ‘70s National Park nostalgia with a dash of are-we-sure-this-is-safe charm—perfect for nature lovers, ironic danger enthusiasts, and anyone who trusts animals too easily.
Smile If You Wanna Hug the Bear – Vintage Bear Hug Gift – Risky Wholesomeness Art T-Shirt
by Galactic Gift Shop
$24
Description: A colorful retro-style chemistry design featuring playful lab humor, element tiles, hazard symbols, and a sarcastic sequence of questionable scientific choices. This funny chemistry gift suits chemists, chemistry students, science teachers, and anyone who enjoys a science lab joke, making it a fun birthday gift idea or graduation gift.
Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.
Description: I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work
I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work T-Shirt
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$24
Description: I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work
I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work T-Shirt
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$24