Skeptic Metaphysician T-Shirts

Description: Just the show's logo!

Description: You don’t need to be a square just because you value critical thinking, man! It’s good to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.

Description: Me? A Skeptic? Well I Hope You Have Proof. A funny t-shirt for any skeptic, cynic and fact checker!

Description: This is my Skeptical T-Shirt Which means today I will only be accepting evidence-based, rational arguments.

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Description: Don't trust anyone, if that is your motto, then this skeptical saying will suit you perfectly. With a tattoo style snake and sacred geometry for all Gothic, Metal and occult fans.

Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Description: Dana Scully may be a skeptic, but The Truth is Out There.

Description: It is always better to have questions we can't answer than answers we can't question

Description: Illustration inspired by Dana Scully

Description: “Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.” ― Christopher Hitchens, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything

Description: Friedrich Nietzsche: Art is not merely an imitation of the reality of nature, but in truth a metaphysical supplement to the reality of nature, placed alongside thereof for its conquest.

Description: Non-religious Kitty

Description: Question everything wise chimpanzee artwork for skeptics is for all who question the official narrative and no longer trust government agencies, mainstream media and medical science.

Description: Science starts not from large assumptions but from particular facts discover by observation and experiment. — Bertrand Russell, Religion & Science

Description: This design is the official uniform for the unimpressed, the skeptic, and the intellectually cautious. Featuring the two-part statement, "PERHAPS. I'M NOT CONVINCED," it's the perfect way to express doubt, critical thinking, or just a general lack of enthusiasm about whatever proposal is on the table.

Description: This design is the official uniform for the unimpressed, the skeptic, and the intellectually cautious. Featuring the two-part statement, "PERHAPS. I'M NOT CONVINCED," it's the perfect way to express doubt, critical thinking, or just a general lack of enthusiasm about whatever proposal is on the table.

Description: Not buying it? Call it out with this That's Cap Capital One parody—the perfect counterpart to the original No Cap design. This funny banking shirt takes the iconic red and blue stripes of the famous credit card logo and replaces the text with the ultimate slang t shirt statement: "that's cap." In Gen Z vernacular, calling "cap" means calling out a lie. So go ahead—wear your skepticism proudly. Whether you're the friend who always knows when someone's exaggerating, or you just love finance humor with a modern twist, this ironic shirt delivers. It's the ideal sarcastic t shirt for anyone who appreciates streetwear tees with a punchline.

Description: A boy standing with sass facing 2025

Description: SKEPTIC BEFORE TRUST is a minimalist statement design for thinkers, students, and academics, promoting education, critical thinking, philosophy, and rational judgment.

Description: Things that don't exist. For those who think that global warming is a hoax and for a climate change skeptic. Fairies, Big Foot, Sasquatch and Unicorns and the truth about climate change. Satire

Description: a sketchy and painterly rendition of a famous skeptic.

Description: Took the red pill. Now I question everything, including why my phone was listening to me yesterday. Deep thinker vibes for the truth seeker who loves a good rabbit hole. Blue pill? No thanks. Perfect gift for the podcast addict who sees the matrix. Critical thinker only.

Description: Embrace your inner truth-seeker with the Believe Your Eyes Not Their Lies Raven Truth Seeker Skeptic. This versatile and stylish item allows you to showcase your skepticism while staying true to your personal beliefs. Stay authentic and stand out from the crowd with this unique and eye-catching accessory.

Description: Atheism. It is a non-prophet organization!

Description: Non-religious Bunny

Description: Is the mystery truly solved? This vintage-style noir design features a shadowy figure behind bars with the skeptical quote, "Case Closed. Right?" Perfect for true crime junkies, amateur sleuths, and anyone who loves a good courthouse drama or cold case conspiracy. Wear your skepticism on your sleeve : Akiotatsuo iseeyou

Description: Express your mindset with this bold "God Nope Truth" design. Perfect for those who value rational thinking, skepticism, and philosophical discussions. If you question common beliefs and believe in the pursuit of truth, this design is a great choice. It makes an ideal gift for friends who enjoy debates on religion, philosophy, and seeking meaning in life. Wear it casually, to philosophical meetups, debates, or just to start conversations about deeper topics. Let this be a unique piece that expresses your views with clarity!

Description: Majestic Reverie: Unveiling the Vintage Charm of a Metaphysical Mountain Landscape

Description: That satisfying click when the tumbler sets? Better than therapy. Master Lock bully energy. Tension wrench in hand, ethical pick vibes only. Shear line addiction runs deep. Security through obscurity? More like mechanical puzzle soul. Perfect for the lock sport enthusiast with a pocket full of picks. Click out.

Description: Elevate your spirit with the world of RC planes and humorously challenge life's doubters with this tee. Who trusts 'They' anyway?

Description: Spirits Welcome Skeptics Beware Ghosts Matching Ouija Board Funny Humor Hilarious Sarcastic Parody Gag Joke Pun Novelty Matching Club Group Team Squad Summon Halloween Occult Halloween Player Gaming Question Magic Witchcraft Roadkill Talk Pagan Satan Demon Boys Men Girls Women Friends Family Minimal Vintage Nostalgia Skull Skeleton History Folklore Culture Esoteric Fantasy Undead Surreal Double Exposure Distressed Trick Or Treat Haunt Graveyard Horoscope Pastlife Dia De Los Muertos Funeral Homeland Country

Description: Unlock the mysteries of the mind with this symbolic representation of the free will versus determinism debate. A perfect gift for philosophy majors and deep thinkers, this vector art style features the shackles of time and thought.

Description: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Lord and savior of all the true followers of Pastafarianism. However, this design can be suitable even atheists, agnostics and non religious free-thinkers. Pastafarianism is a parody religion however a legally registered religion in the United States. If you love listening to Hitchens, or Dawkins bashing organised religions and their evils, you will love this design suitable for skeptics, humanists and anti-religious person.

Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Description: A lone figure stands atop a mountain of woven color, painstakingly knitting the very fabric of reality itself. This is a powerful metaphor for creation, free will, and the immense, sometimes arduous task of building our own world, one stitch at a time. A piece for the creators and the world-builders.