Southern Snark T-Shirts

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in warm aqua and coral orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

On the face of it, "bless your heart" could be sweet and kindly. But if you've heard this from a southern lady you know what's what. Best get your shit together.