Strangers With Candy T-Shirts

Description: Jerri Blank

Description: Flatpoint Donkeys design

Description: Square design of the strangers with candy cast

Description: I stole the tv, did some more time in the upside down.

Description: I Stole The TV, did some more time.

Description: Strangers with Candy, the classic look

Description: Strangers With Candy Stew the Meat Man

Description: Shove some pizza in that hole of yours and then it’s camper-time!

Description: Jerri Blank - Amy Sedaris

Description: Flatpoint High School Banner design

Description: Buddah Stalin

Description: Jerri Blank: A boozer, a user and a loser

Description: Does she make your pinky all stinky?

Description: She was a boozer, a user and a loser but now she's back in school and on our merch!

Description: Flatpoint Donkettes design

Description: Strangers with Candy Flairs logo

Description: In our divided country only two candidates, two seeming strangers with candy, can bring every American to the welcome table. Vote Shelly for president and Jerri Blank for homecoming queen. Get Your Aspirations Straight America! GASA 2024!

Description: Hello, I’m Jerri Blank. Thirty-two years ago I dropped out of high school and ran away from home. Oh, I made a lot of friends… did a lot of time. I was a boozer, a user and a loser. I stoled a TV… Did some more time. But now I’m back in school! And though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.

Description: Would you accept candy from a skeleton hand? No you wouldn't. So don't accept it from strangers either. Even if there are little hearts surrounding them.

Description: This 46 year old doll is down for anything!

Description: If you know, you know. Now join us for some delicious hot fruit.

Description: I would gladly accept candy from these two. And I still think Willy Wonka is a Time Lord!