System Shutdown T-Shirts

Description: A grizzly bear lies face-down and completely flattened beneath spiky chrome lettering reading "System Shutdown," surrounded by turkey, pie and gravy icons, a "Carb Overload Detected" warning, a 9,842 kcal counter and a panel reporting "Tryptophan Overload, Metabolic Rate 1%, Resume Operations: Monday." Stuffed, defeated and built for anyone who goes into hibernation after the big meal. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinners, food-coma survivors, bear lovers, or anyone who lives by "Feast. Regret. Reboot."

Description: A wide-eyed frog sits buried under a pile of retro Windows error pop-ups screaming brain empty. Absurd and glitchy, this design speaks to anyone who has fully checked out of the news cycle.