To Somehow T-Shirts

Description: Based on Sam's toast--To Somehow

Description: Hunter S. Thompson quote: Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles — a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other — that kept me going.

Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "BARBER:" in large capital letters. Below it, in parentheses, is "(noun)". The next lines provide a humorous definition of a barber, detailing their role in listening to stories and asking about the haircut.

Description: Clarice Lispector quote: Things were somehow so good that they were in danger of becoming very bad because what js fully mature is very close to rotting.

Description: An official tactical statistical anomaly report, documenting a high-velocity academic trajectory where the human asset miraculously breached the final institutional perimeter to secure a premium diploma asset, despite a cascade of systemic close calls, volatile performance variables, and a complete lack of structural predictability.

Description: Jack Kerouac quote: It always makes me proud to love the world somehow- hate's so easy compared...

Description: Donut Hole 1998

Description: Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me is the title of the 21st episode of season two of the “Millennium” TV series. The quirky entry focuses on four demons sitting in a donut shop aptly called 'Donut Hole' and discussing ways to capture human souls. The dark yet comedic hour includes a serial killer, a dancing devil baby, a network censor running amok - thus becoming fodder for “When Humans Attack,” a special on the fictitious ANT network - and a more subtle theme regarding loneliness.

Description: I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.