Uncanny County T-Shirts

Description: Well howdy, y'all.

Description: A new logo paying homage to one of our greatest inspirations.

Description: You're traveling alone on a moonlit, but starless night. You've just missed your exit, and now there's no way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight. Because you're about to take a quick detour - through Uncanny County...

Description: Welcome to Bill's Law Firm & Car Wash. Free deposition with every detailing (and vice versa).

Description: Show your school spirit - or at least look like you've stolen something from the Heller High Athletic Department. From Homecoming Queen of the Damned.

Description: You're traveling along on a moonlit, but starless night. You've just missed your exit, and now there's only one way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight. You're about to take a quick detour - through Uncanny County...

Description: The greatest store in the County for spellbooks, magickal crystals and other witchy supplies. NO REFUNDS.

Description: Now at Javelina's - Happy Harvest Spice! It's good, yeah? So do your part and SPREAD THE SPICE!!! Just because you're part of a hive mind doesn't mean you shouldn't have delicious coffee.

Description: It's not just a slogan for Javelina's Happy Harvest Spice - it's your ENTIRE REASON FOR EXISTING.

Description: You may not remember much else, but at least you'll remember where you were when everything changed. And remember, every 24 hours IS a fresh start. No bathrooms.

Description: You may not remember much else, but at least you'll remember where you were when everything changed. And remember, every 24 hours IS a fresh start. No bathrooms.

Description: Don't stop believin'. In Jackalopes.

Description: Watch the skies. It may be up there - and it may be cuddly.