Vandelay Industries T-Shirts
Description: Whether you are pivoting from architecture or just dodging the unemployment office, Vandelay Industries provides the perfect cover story. We specialize in importing matches and exporting fine latex goods with a level of professionalism that is strictly city-adjacent. Our CEO might be currently incapacitated on a bathroom floor in Brooklyn, but the dream of a rubber empire lives on. This design is for anyone who understands that being a latex salesman is a noble, albeit entirely fictional, calling. Wear it with pride and remember to keep your stories straight when the phone rings. Just make sure you actually answer as Vandelay or the whole charade falls apart.
Description: Importer Art Vandelay of Vandelay Industries brings you these premium quality long matches. These matches come from the same folks who bring you quality potato chips and diapers! Help us promote these great long matches and buy your shirt today!
Description: A retro-style emblem featuring a stylized cityscape with towering buildings surrounded by clouds. The text "VANDELAY INDUSTRIES" is arched above, and "LATEX IMPORTS + EXPORTS" is centered below. The entire composition is in a monochrome, vintage aesthetic.
