Viscous T-Shirts

It's Glorp! Everyone's favorite viscous treat! Though technically consumable - It's hard to swallow! What's in it? Nobody knows! The ingredients are classified! Here are glorporate HQ we're always looking to innovate! Coming soon: Glorp Glops for Pets and Glorp Intravenous Feeding Tubes - Get the Glorp straight to your veins! Warning: Avoid contact with the eyes. If your skin takes on a Glorp-like consistency, please discontinue use for a few hours. Glorp may cause and or cure cancer in the state of California. Do not crystalize Glorp, then crush and snort it. Do not use Glorp or it's containers in fashioning Molotov Cocktail-style incendiary devices. Do not combine Glorp with stem cells. If your stem cell-based Glorp golems gain sent...

T-Rex Taking Care Of Business. Great For Anyone That Loves Tees. Sure To Get A Reaction From Friends And Family! Have Fun With This Graphic Tee. Makes An Awesome Present.

A three-dimensional fractal rendering that has the appearance of taffy or a thick, viscous liquid.

A three-dimensional fractal rendering that has the appearance of liquid gold.

Bob's favorite term, now on a t-shirt

This car was also known as Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 in Europe and USA, Dodge Stealth R/T in USA and Mitsubishi GTO MR in Japan. Equipped with Twin turbo V6 6G72 engine producing from 280 to 320hp.

Saying is hurt people hurt people