Vogon T-Shirts

When it comes to fighting Vogons, resistance is useless.

Always loved Hitchhikers guide and even though the movie wasn't a great success, it had great actors and fantastic design.

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Don't Panic.

Above all, know where your towel is…

Resistance is useless! From the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, the emblem of the Vogon Guard Corps, the group of Vogon guards who are assigned to work on board Vogon Constructor Fleets.

The ships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Douglas Adams, H2G2, 42, Life the Universe and Everything, Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy merch, newest t-shirts,

Life, universe and everything

Another design by Deep Space Dives.

Stick it in yer' ear

Resistance Is Useless design. The much loved Vogon catchphrase and the last thing you hear before being thrown out of an airlock. (check my store for more Hitchhikers Guide designs)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art.

For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”

Aries Custom Graphics "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish" design. Inspired by Douglas Adams' brilliant The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Landing on the Heart of Gold is like… well like being a SOFA! Another famous quote from your hitchhiking human Arthur Dent.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)

Aries Custom Graphics "Hyperspace Bypass 42" design. Inspired by the late Douglas Adams' brilliant The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Another design by Deep Space Dives

Nuts, Salt, Towel, Babel Fish.

If you’re anything like Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) you don’t actually have A heart of gold, so you stole it so you could have THE heart of gold. Which might be just as good because it can do some pretty cool stuff. Powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive the Heart of Gold is the only ship that Zaphod could use to get to Magrathea, in style. Another design that’s part of my ‘Weird Scifi Quotes’ collection.

Quote from Marvin the Paranoid Android