Pun Wars Tank Tops

This is a group shot of my original characters. The jokes are as follows from left to right Back row: Illuminaughty, Dinomite, Drama Llama, Whizard of Ahs Middle Row: Knight of the Living Dead, BarBEARian, Technical Fowl, Mug Shot Front Row: Bee Witch, Wild Card, Pie Rat, Royal Flush more characters are coming.

Garth Vader

A little wise man said one time: Do ro Donut. There is no Try.

Think Darth Vader makes Dad jokes? Punny Star Wars parody.

but then your kid does you so anyways…

Can't touch this! (... And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to.)

this food pun/dad joke inspired design is based on delicious bao buns and a play on words. this bao is for those who have a filling of tears and sadness

Jawa proudly holds up a zucchini and yells, "Zucchini" instead of utini.

In a garden far, far away....

Cute design fitting for sci fi fans who love word play. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also love a star. Design is also fitting in time for May the 4th.

For best results on apparel, I recommend choosing Military Green or Light Olive (those cannot be chosen as defaults)! A few years ago I gave someone a shirt featuring "The Forest Will Be With You" and it was such a hit with the recipient that he's about worn it out. I was going to replace it with the same shirt, but the company that made it seems to have vanished, and all the copycat designs were not to my liking. So I made my own iteration, and then decided to make a variation on it for sale.

Metaphors be with you. Who doesn't love a good literary pub?

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a very obvious mashup drawing of garth from wayne's world and darth vader from star wars but classically framed

The right hand of the rebellion, this smuggler always gets a five finger discount

Same trap, different colors.

Force = Mass x Acceleration.

Force = Mass x Acceleration.

Great dad joke for any science fiction fan.

Uke... I am your father!

Join the Bark Side with our 'The Bark Side' design, featuring a dog wielding a lightsaber! Perfect for Star Wars fans, dog lovers, and anyone who embraces the playful side of the Force. Ideal for those who believe in the power of paws and enjoy a good sci-fi twist. Let this fun tee showcase your allegiance to the Bark Side of the Force

This is a fun rebus puzzle with a reference to a place far away. Perfect for May the Fourth, or any day for true fans!

Join the Bark Side with our 'The Bark Side' design, featuring a dog wielding a lightsaber! Perfect for Star Wars fans, dog lovers, and anyone who embraces the playful side of the Force. Ideal for those who believe in the power of paws and enjoy a good sci-fi twist. Let this fun tee showcase your allegiance to the Bark Side of the Force

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

mmm... physics.

This is a fun rebus puzzle with a reference to a place far away. Perfect for May the Fourth, or any day for true fans!

I am no longer apologizing for any puns.

When the Stars of the Matrix wars meet busted ghosts

sid the sloth is a sith

This is the w... I mean gay.

Introducing an epic tee featuring three majestic equine warriors clad in robes, wielding radiant blades in a galactic battle. Embrace the pun-tastic charm with "May the Horse be with you" emblazoned, celebrating cosmic adventure in style!

There are many buns in the galaxy, but you are the chosen bun!

When a bizarre storm hits his campsite as he's making s'mores, Jackson Marsh learns he has the ability to transform into the Mighty Marshmallow.