Absurdist Humor Tank Tops

Adorable gift for your pessimist friend.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Hi, I'm Elong Musk

Stylized stencil of a cave-person couple being carried by a pterodactyl.

Everything's a Drum

"Embrace the delightful nonsense with our 'Absurditude' tee. This design celebrates the whimsical and absurd, inviting you to find humor in the wonderfully ridiculous. Wear it as a stylish reminder that sometimes, the best way to navigate life is with a touch of absurdity."

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.

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Shout out to my work wife, who had me draw... this

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Shout out to my work wife, who had me draw... this

A distressed woman with a cow lick hairdo hates Halloween because, according to her complaint, it starts in August.

Skate Board freestyle, street rider

Truly absurd

Purple (Orange) It's Purple but it's Orange, but it's Purple

Green (Purple) It's green, but it's purple.

Express yourself with absurdist humor. Or give it as a perfect gift to your gloomy friend.

At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

Simple white letters on black background: "I GOT NO SNACKS AND NO RESPECT". It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

Existence Is Meaningless! Nihilist Statement Tee

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nope." Because sometimes, no matter what the question is, the answer is NO.

Simple white letters on black background: "Not a team player." Teams are overrated, and team-building activities are purgatory. Introverts and the generally anti social unite.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten pancakes or am on my way to get pancakes." Is there anything better than sweet, sweet pancakes?! For reals, bruh. They're breakfast; they're dessert; they're bressert.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten donuts or am on my way to get donuts." Pastries are great; round pastries are better; fried round pastries covered in sugar will kill you but oh! sweet sweet death.

This shirt is all about embracing the absurdity of life with a shrug and a smirk. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of dark humor and a laid-back attitude.

Simple white letters on black background: "queso sparks joy". Don't let Marie Kondo clear the chips, queso, or salsa out of your house. If you don't feel happy yet, you probably haven't added enough cheese.

Simple white letters on black background: "What now?!" Are you just waiting for the next crisis? A pandemic, an insurrection, a polar vortex, a zombie invasion? This is for you. With feeling.

Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!

You ever have those days when you just feel like a sandwich?

Absurdism Rocks the World

another commission of henry

A boyishly handsome goat drawn by 9 year old JellyTreePal!