Absurd Tank Tops
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Tank Top
by PlanetSnark
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato". Humor of the absurd for the win! Which potato are you? The couch variety? Or maybe a Hasselback?
"potato" in plain white letters - absurd and self-deprecating humor or Dali-esque art statement? Tank Top
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Aunt Sadie's Fashion Conscious Group Tank Top
by Vertigo Artography
$14 $20
Description: This oddly specific design is perfect for those who love absurd and funny humor
Oddly specific. Sorry I cannot take you home Tank Top
by Among Other Things
$14 $20
At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Tank Top
by kaden.nysti
$14 $20
Description: Grotesque #20 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.
Grotesque #20 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) Tank Top
by n23tees
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Tank Top
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.
SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus Pole (white) Tank Top
by PlanetSnark
$14 $20
Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.
Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Tank Top
by PlanetSnark
$14 $20
Tank FAQ
100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend
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