Ape Out Tank Tops
Description: George's "beloved mate" is Ursula is far brighter than George. George's closest friend is an ape named Ape who, like Ursula, is far more intelligent than George. George has a pet elephant named Shep, who behaves like a lap dog, or, as George refers to him, a "great big peanut-lovin' poochie," and who George thinks is a dog. Also there is the Tooky Tooky (or Tookie Tookie) bird, famous for his call: "Ah ah ee ee tooky tooky!
Description: George's "beloved mate" is Ursula is far brighter than George. George's closest friend is an ape named Ape who, like Ursula, is far more intelligent than George. George has a pet elephant named Shep, who behaves like a lap dog, or, as George refers to him, a "great big peanut-lovin' poochie," and who George thinks is a dog. Also there is the Tooky Tooky (or Tookie Tookie) bird, famous for his call: "Ah ah ee ee tooky tooky!
Description: A retro style graphic features a muscular gorilla performing a squat with a barbell overhead. The background is a sunset with horizontal stripes of blue, teal, orange, and purple, with silhouetted trees. The text "PULL UP" is at the top and "NOT OUT" is at the bottom, both in bold yellow lettering.
Description: Raise a glass to cheeky bar wisdom! This design features a thoughtful monkey with a cigar and a rocks glass under the line “Whiskey Goes In, Wisdom Comes Out.” Perfect for whiskey lovers, pub nights, dad-joke fans, and anyone who appreciates tongue-in-cheek humor. Crisp, bold lettering and a detailed illustration print great on dark or light apparel. No brands or characters—just classic bar humor with a wise primate vibe.
