Ape Out Merch
Description: George's "beloved mate" is Ursula is far brighter than George. George's closest friend is an ape named Ape who, like Ursula, is far more intelligent than George. George has a pet elephant named Shep, who behaves like a lap dog, or, as George refers to him, a "great big peanut-lovin' poochie," and who George thinks is a dog. Also there is the Tooky Tooky (or Tookie Tookie) bird, famous for his call: "Ah ah ee ee tooky tooky!
Description: A muscular gorilla is depicted hanging from a bar, with its arms fully extended in a pull-up position. The text "PULL UP" is positioned above the gorilla, and "NOT OUT" is below. The overall style is a cartoonish, bold rendering on a black background.
Muscular Gorilla Pull Up Not Out Baseball T-Shirt
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$19 $26
Description: George's "beloved mate" is Ursula is far brighter than George. George's closest friend is an ape named Ape who, like Ursula, is far more intelligent than George. George has a pet elephant named Shep, who behaves like a lap dog, or, as George refers to him, a "great big peanut-lovin' poochie," and who George thinks is a dog. Also there is the Tooky Tooky (or Tookie Tookie) bird, famous for his call: "Ah ah ee ee tooky tooky!
Description: A retro style graphic features a muscular gorilla performing a squat with a barbell overhead. The background is a sunset with horizontal stripes of blue, teal, orange, and purple, with silhouetted trees. The text "PULL UP" is at the top and "NOT OUT" is at the bottom, both in bold yellow lettering.
Description: Raise a glass to cheeky bar wisdom! This design features a thoughtful monkey with a cigar and a rocks glass under the line “Whiskey Goes In, Wisdom Comes Out.” Perfect for whiskey lovers, pub nights, dad-joke fans, and anyone who appreciates tongue-in-cheek humor. Crisp, bold lettering and a detailed illustration print great on dark or light apparel. No brands or characters—just classic bar humor with a wise primate vibe.
Whiskey Goes In, Wisdom Comes Out – Funny Monkey Whiskey Humor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Leela Craft
$16 $24
