Conman Tank Tops

If you find yourself the victim of a white collar crime, then perhaps you need the talents of Burke & Caffrey. Of course, I’m referring to FBI Agent Peter Burke and the multi-talented former con artist Neal Caffrey. He’s also a skilled forger, thief and counterfeiter. You know the old saying, to catch a criminal, you need to think like one.

Official* Merch of defunct Trump University, the private "school" for would-be real-estate moguls, fully authorized by Donald Trump**. Founded in 2005, and grounded by New York state five years later, the Class of '05 is the only one which got a chance to fully absorb the ineffable wisdom of the Great Man (by way of his life-size standee). They'll never forget their time on campus (what campus?) or the lessons learned (i.e. "How to Fail at Business"), as exemplified by the arch comment below the logo. Makes a great gag gift for Trump haters and fans of higher education everywhere. *Not really **Of Treestump, MI

CONMAN Surreal Glitch Art Portrait

"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man's ruse." - Captain Raymond Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The greatest con-man in history certainly likes to think he could be a doctor but I wouldn't even take business advice from him, let alone medical. worst president ever

Scamming is a game that is way too prevalent for the modern age. These vishing robo callers have made most people silence their phones, so get this cool design to show them we hate them.

A plethora of old tymey slag for pickpocket. Watch your wallet!

Like the old saying goes...A sucker born every morning,

Doug Judy The Pontiac Bandit

Deceptive marketing is the key to these scam elixirs that are reeling their heads back into the modern age. Don't get swindled and get this design to show your displeasure in conman tactics!

Country over con typography design in black and white.