Dorkington Tank Tops

Show your love of the all of the Damsels of Dorkington in one shirt!

The Damsels of Dorkington are here to protect the universe!

And so... a force-sensitive sarlaac pit with lightsabers for teeth was born.

The Damsels of Dorkington's main goal is to spread Dork Pride across the world. And now you can represent it, too!

The Damsels of Dorkington rendered as superheroes!

This design on any item can serve as the perfect reason to say, "I can tell you this for certain with my Doctor Degree." in almost ANY scenario. People will take you more seriously, and men and women alike, will find you even more attractive.* *your experiences may vary

Do you love when Rissy explains lords and rings to Blythe? Prove it with this design!

The Damsels of Dorkington's main goal is to spread Dork Pride across the world. And now you can represent it, too!

And so... a force-sensitive sarlaac pit with lightsabers for teeth was born.

A shirt that encourages you to get hyped about dogs. And chickens.

Show your support for the Dork Pridecast!