Elzar Tank Tops

You really don't cook enough roast, Leela.... EUGENEANDJONNIE STEAL DESIGNS!!

We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

he'll cook you a nice meal, BAM!

The High Republic's Jedi are the prime heroes of their age!

The Essence of Pure Flavor — water with a spoonful of LSD

We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

Hey, I hope you folks like Cajun food, 'cause today we're making Elzar's down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Now, step one. You wanna boil some oysters in a pot of down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Of course, every now and then you'll wanna knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel. ---Oh, yeah! Bam it again, Elzar! Knock it up another notch! Come on, you wimp! Work that weasel! Quit holding out on us.--- If you promise to stop interrupting, alright. Against my will, I'm gonna knock it up another notch.

We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

you may not have 16 hands for Elzar to slap on the down low, but you can still wear his catch phrase! Bam!

your friends will never know it's not real slug!

-5 lbs.

From the episode "Bender Gets Made"