Elzar T-Shirts

Description: We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

Description: We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

Description: you may not have 16 hands for Elzar to slap on the down low, but you can still wear his catch phrase! Bam!

Description: We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

Description: your friends will never know it's not real slug!

Description: The High Republic's Jedi are the prime heroes of their age!

Description: he'll cook you a nice meal, BAM!

Description: -5 lbs.

Description: The Essence of Pure Flavor — water with a spoonful of LSD

Description: We fight for light and life. We fight for the republic. We are all the republic.

Description: Hey, I hope you folks like Cajun food, 'cause today we're making Elzar's down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Now, step one. You wanna boil some oysters in a pot of down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Of course, every now and then you'll wanna knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel. ---Oh, yeah! Bam it again, Elzar! Knock it up another notch! Come on, you wimp! Work that weasel! Quit holding out on us.--- If you promise to stop interrupting, alright. Against my will, I'm gonna knock it up another notch.